Are you good at performing oral sex?

omg, juggalo

you know what they say about guys with big hands

they are the agents of satan?

big trailers

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prone to arthritis, i think. i better go look that up.

Didn't we establish that people with big hands are eminently desirable, barring a Steve Howe Guillemot clause?

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they're better at poker, according to a quick google.

poker indoors, maybe

does it matter much if they're playing blackjack though?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sarahel why w/the body snatchers photo

with BJ the instincts take over, hand-size is an irrelevance xp

although I've heard you need to know when to twist

and when to make things sticky

that movie is the scariest movie imo

poker/sex analogies start here:

xp abbott: I thought that guy looked like Jerry Garcia ... and since it was shot in San Francisco, it's one of those fake pieces of trivia I like to tell people -- that Jerry Garcia played the bum that got merged with his dog.

That's my favorite of the Body Snatchers movies.

good hands an obvious advantage
watch your opponent carefully to quicker spot weakness & oppportunity
any signs of the other person reading during leads to recriminations and bitterness

"psychologically destroy your opponent with false tells"

"don't take the foot off the throat"

the recent Nicole Kidman one was disappointing because it was all based on her "saving her baby"
the first one was good
the Abel Ferrara military base one was okay.

Are you good at 'bodysnatching'?

stroking usually gets one further than snatching ...

this and more will be revealed to our intrepid young co-star as he learns his Hail Marys the 'hail dere' way

btw I was sorry about the suggest ban boobs.

sb on t's

phew thank god now i will actually be able to lay eyes and hands on a pair of pails without fear they'll suddenly shoot off sideways to reveal a "You have been barred" screen where once flesh lay

in the milk aisle?

in the confessional chamber

you know you have to get 51 one of them to feel the effects, right?

The 51 Confessions Of Loggy McHornstaff

... the sequel to the Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada starring Tommy Lee Jones

now with even more explosions...

neither of us know when to stop, do we? :D

...and featuring John Justen as Gene Hackman, for some reason

(sufficiently avuncular to act as grizzled mentor to wide-eyed young Loggy)

him and Tommy take turns playing good cop, bad cop.

i will feature in this movie playing banjo ominously if needs be

your irish lilt will provide a darkly religious conscience to the narrative...yours can be an unseen voice, decrying the filth wrought in the name of Catholicism...in fact you and d-mac can do a sort of RTE-style double act, each hectoring more furiously than the other

the pat mccabe angle maybe?

you people are ruining oral sex for everyone

Maybe not everyone.

Yes, with the merest hint of Johnny Giles thrown in as well xxp

Mr Que, I truly have been expecting you. This is the bit in the movie where the long-lost lover appears and wordlessly sorrowful 'we've drifted too far apart' looks are exchanged

neither of us know when to stop, do we?

^^^ and I mean you guys all know how I am

yes there mr. jagger, sure there's plenty of room in the caraven next to bridie backlash and murtaigh mouthful, sure you'll be down when you're up in this place i'll tell you now, and down when there's a place to go down, sure why would you want to go anywhere else. Mr Jagger had to concede that this was a question that could only be answered one way, and sure wasn't this a grand place he'd landed and nobody minding his business for him at all except maybe Lady Justen with her feathery boa and scratchy moustache who'd found just the spot for him just the spot and seemed so far to have only exactly the same thing that he himself had on the mind, the same thing the priests said such terrible things about in the home when they found him (and fecked him out just as quick) and the other young fellas, filled to the gills with drink and plastered with paint some lacy pretty things and doing with their hands the thing that Justen herself suggested was eminently better with the mouth, not just for eating and filling up the dark hours with -and sure we'll find better ways to fill up those dark hours than with that old seafóid here Jagger said Justen. and the look that he'd had on his face suddenly came into the face of all the revellers in the place, and the lights burned a better brighter colour, and Jagger knew this was the right place indeed.

sir you are a master and you deserve some sort of reward

here is your reward
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*sound of needle scratching record*

ugh that gif, I'm dried up til Saturday ;_;