Are you good at performing oral sex?

How long the time seems, how dark the shadow,
how straight the eagle flies, how straight towards his arrow.
How long the night is - why is this passage so narrow?
How strange my body feels, impaled upon the arrow.

man you post a couple of pictures of guitarists and next thing you know you and LJ are starring in some christian trailer park kirk/spock fantasy

WORD TO THE WISE PEOPLE

Yes, it would definitely be a musical.

Julie Andrews plays the manager of the Trailer Park.

Only minutes ago, my imagination was populated by a skinny Mexican girl who kept calling me "El Diablo", and then suddenly there was Dr. Frank-n-Justen. I can't blame anyone else, I know.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg

omg, juggalo

you know what they say about guys with big hands

they are the agents of satan?

big trailers

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/g/grateful-dead/album-what-a-long-strange-trip-its-been-the-best-of-the-grateful-dead.jpg

prone to arthritis, i think. i better go look that up.

Didn't we establish that people with big hands are eminently desirable, barring a Steve Howe Guillemot clause?

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they're better at poker, according to a quick google.

poker indoors, maybe

does it matter much if they're playing blackjack though?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sarahel why w/the body snatchers photo

with BJ the instincts take over, hand-size is an irrelevance xp

although I've heard you need to know when to twist

and when to make things sticky

that movie is the scariest movie imo

poker/sex analogies start here:

xp abbott: I thought that guy looked like Jerry Garcia ... and since it was shot in San Francisco, it's one of those fake pieces of trivia I like to tell people -- that Jerry Garcia played the bum that got merged with his dog.

That's my favorite of the Body Snatchers movies.

good hands an obvious advantage
watch your opponent carefully to quicker spot weakness & oppportunity
any signs of the other person reading during leads to recriminations and bitterness

"psychologically destroy your opponent with false tells"

"don't take the foot off the throat"

the recent Nicole Kidman one was disappointing because it was all based on her "saving her baby"
the first one was good
the Abel Ferrara military base one was okay.

Are you good at 'bodysnatching'?

stroking usually gets one further than snatching ...

this and more will be revealed to our intrepid young co-star as he learns his Hail Marys the 'hail dere' way

btw I was sorry about the suggest ban boobs.

sb on t's

phew thank god now i will actually be able to lay eyes and hands on a pair of pails without fear they'll suddenly shoot off sideways to reveal a "You have been barred" screen where once flesh lay

in the milk aisle?

in the confessional chamber

you know you have to get 51 one of them to feel the effects, right?

The 51 Confessions Of Loggy McHornstaff

... the sequel to the Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada starring Tommy Lee Jones

now with even more explosions...

neither of us know when to stop, do we? :D

...and featuring John Justen as Gene Hackman, for some reason

(sufficiently avuncular to act as grizzled mentor to wide-eyed young Loggy)

him and Tommy take turns playing good cop, bad cop.

i will feature in this movie playing banjo ominously if needs be

your irish lilt will provide a darkly religious conscience to the narrative...yours can be an unseen voice, decrying the filth wrought in the name of Catholicism...in fact you and d-mac can do a sort of RTE-style double act, each hectoring more furiously than the other

the pat mccabe angle maybe?

you people are ruining oral sex for everyone

Maybe not everyone.