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I misread that as PBJs ... as the innocent boy sits there docilely eating the sandwich, his host lectures on the tale of Saint Sebastian.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

This is spinning out of control.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

... and he was pierced by many arrows for the love of Christ, would you like to be pierced by my arrow?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

How long the time seems, how dark the shadow,
how straight the eagle flies, how straight towards his arrow.
How long the night is - why is this passage so narrow?
How strange my body feels, impaled upon the arrow.

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

man you post a couple of pictures of guitarists and next thing you know you and LJ are starring in some christian trailer park kirk/spock fantasy

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

WORD TO THE WISE PEOPLE

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, it would definitely be a musical.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Julie Andrews plays the manager of the Trailer Park.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Only minutes ago, my imagination was populated by a skinny Mexican girl who kept calling me "El Diablo", and then suddenly there was Dr. Frank-n-Justen. I can't blame anyone else, I know.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

omg, juggalo

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

you know what they say about guys with big hands

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

they are the agents of satan?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

big trailers

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)

prone to arthritis, i think. i better go look that up.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)

Didn't we establish that people with big hands are eminently desirable, barring a Steve Howe Guillemot clause?

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7uRoN425RxU/RdXhf6RwypI/AAAAAAAAAHM/L8Th1qL7WTI/s320/invasion.jpg

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

they're better at poker, according to a quick google.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

poker indoors, maybe

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

does it matter much if they're playing blackjack though?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sarahel why w/the body snatchers photo

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)

with BJ the instincts take over, hand-size is an irrelevance xp

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

although I've heard you need to know when to twist

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

and when to make things sticky

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

that movie is the scariest movie imo

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

poker/sex analogies start here:

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

xp abbott: I thought that guy looked like Jerry Garcia ... and since it was shot in San Francisco, it's one of those fake pieces of trivia I like to tell people -- that Jerry Garcia played the bum that got merged with his dog.

That's my favorite of the Body Snatchers movies.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

good hands an obvious advantage
watch your opponent carefully to quicker spot weakness & oppportunity
any signs of the other person reading during leads to recriminations and bitterness

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

"psychologically destroy your opponent with false tells"

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

"don't take the foot off the throat"

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

the recent Nicole Kidman one was disappointing because it was all based on her "saving her baby"
the first one was good
the Abel Ferrara military base one was okay.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

Are you good at 'bodysnatching'?

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

stroking usually gets one further than snatching ...

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

this and more will be revealed to our intrepid young co-star as he learns his Hail Marys the 'hail dere' way

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

btw I was sorry about the suggest ban boobs.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

sb on t's

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)

phew thank god now i will actually be able to lay eyes and hands on a pair of pails without fear they'll suddenly shoot off sideways to reveal a "You have been barred" screen where once flesh lay

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:57 (sixteen years ago)

in the milk aisle?

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

in the confessional chamber

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

you know you have to get 51 one of them to feel the effects, right?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

The 51 Confessions Of Loggy McHornstaff

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

... the sequel to the Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada starring Tommy Lee Jones

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

now with even more explosions...

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

neither of us know when to stop, do we? :D

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

...and featuring John Justen as Gene Hackman, for some reason

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

(sufficiently avuncular to act as grizzled mentor to wide-eyed young Loggy)

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

him and Tommy take turns playing good cop, bad cop.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

i will feature in this movie playing banjo ominously if needs be

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

your irish lilt will provide a darkly religious conscience to the narrative...yours can be an unseen voice, decrying the filth wrought in the name of Catholicism...in fact you and d-mac can do a sort of RTE-style double act, each hectoring more furiously than the other

cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)


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