Are you good at performing oral sex?

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Catholic girls are fun. :/

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

it's a better excuse than the spot that needs repainting on the ceiling, to be fair.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

xp think of us poor irish kenan. that's all we get, man

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

Catholic boys can be a real treat.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

xp LJ: it was one of my ex's mom's favorite movies.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

it is terrible and I hate myself and why can't I still STILL not fucking THINK before posting, even to ILTMI

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, but everything today has left me feeling completely drained and I've got banfear now too

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

Sincerely sorry about that one.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

anybody that drops an sban on i love TMI for ickiness is kinda being a dick of the highet order. mods should program that shit to rebound.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

the highet order being a sect of monks that perform disgusting oral sex on each other to achieve perfect oneness

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

sorry? what for? don't be sorry! this has been a sort of lolzy escape from the grim realities of life today and it's fallen completely flat because I'm basically a jerk who can't keep his idiocy to himself, it ain't your fault (well it is maybe for finding my shit funny in the first place) ;)

dmac please elaborate on that thought, I need some heat taken off me

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

dear lj, you have received exactly zero SBs for this thread, so take a deep breath u r safe

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

I can say more about Catholic girls, if you like.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

with all speed sir!

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, exactly.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

XD

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.discogs.com/image/A-405638-1136152899.jpeg

you are under my watchful eye child j4gg3r, nothing can harm you here. nestle into my boa.

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

(ty jj, imo it has been a fairly funny thread all things told and my what comfy feathers these are)

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

why boa?

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

he possibly does not mean a piece of headgear but a deadly snake

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

because j. justen is known to wear a feather boa. It's one of his things.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

Also he waxes his ass and paints his nails Corvette Red.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

jjusten wants to remind me again of Robert Guillaime in the chicken suit.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

Feathery headgear + deadly snake (venom glands extracted) sounds like the sort of dynamite combo M White might use on a particularly frigid consort

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

MYSTERY SOLVED!

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

I just have a very John Waters image of a divine-ed up jon justen ushering a young LJ into his trailerpark of BJs and catholic imagery.

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

"Pleasure Park, MN"

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

that's not really a post I anticipated making fyi

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

shd be MD by rights

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

I misread that as PBJs ... as the innocent boy sits there docilely eating the sandwich, his host lectures on the tale of Saint Sebastian.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

This is spinning out of control.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

... and he was pierced by many arrows for the love of Christ, would you like to be pierced by my arrow?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

How long the time seems, how dark the shadow,
how straight the eagle flies, how straight towards his arrow.
How long the night is - why is this passage so narrow?
How strange my body feels, impaled upon the arrow.

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

man you post a couple of pictures of guitarists and next thing you know you and LJ are starring in some christian trailer park kirk/spock fantasy

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

WORD TO THE WISE PEOPLE

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, it would definitely be a musical.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Julie Andrews plays the manager of the Trailer Park.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Only minutes ago, my imagination was populated by a skinny Mexican girl who kept calling me "El Diablo", and then suddenly there was Dr. Frank-n-Justen. I can't blame anyone else, I know.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

omg, juggalo

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

you know what they say about guys with big hands

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

they are the agents of satan?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

big trailers

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)

prone to arthritis, i think. i better go look that up.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)

Didn't we establish that people with big hands are eminently desirable, barring a Steve Howe Guillemot clause?

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7uRoN425RxU/RdXhf6RwypI/AAAAAAAAAHM/L8Th1qL7WTI/s320/invasion.jpg

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

they're better at poker, according to a quick google.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

poker indoors, maybe

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)


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