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― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)
the boyfriend that was okay with going down on the heavy flow days -- his mom really liked comedies about nuns.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)
in which Maggie Gyllenhaal is forced to file documents in increasingly intimate locations about James Spader's person xp
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)
while dressed as a nun.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)
One day, she is too sick to go in for work, and the temp agency sends a nun-secretary replacement played by Eric Idle.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
I have actually seen Nuns On The Run fwiw
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
it has a lot of breasts and low humour in it
it is British
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
Any woman that focuses on the small bleeding Jesus statue above the bed during orgasm is WAY the fuck too Catholic.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
I'm surprised one cld orgasm while doing that
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)
Catholic girls are fun. :/
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
it's a better excuse than the spot that needs repainting on the ceiling, to be fair.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
xp think of us poor irish kenan. that's all we get, man
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
Catholic boys can be a real treat.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
xp LJ: it was one of my ex's mom's favorite movies.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)
it is terrible and I hate myself and why can't I still STILL not fucking THINK before posting, even to ILTMI
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)
sorry, but everything today has left me feeling completely drained and I've got banfear now too
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)
Sincerely sorry about that one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
anybody that drops an sban on i love TMI for ickiness is kinda being a dick of the highet order. mods should program that shit to rebound.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
the highet order being a sect of monks that perform disgusting oral sex on each other to achieve perfect oneness
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
sorry? what for? don't be sorry! this has been a sort of lolzy escape from the grim realities of life today and it's fallen completely flat because I'm basically a jerk who can't keep his idiocy to himself, it ain't your fault (well it is maybe for finding my shit funny in the first place) ;)
dmac please elaborate on that thought, I need some heat taken off me
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)
dear lj, you have received exactly zero SBs for this thread, so take a deep breath u r safe
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
I can say more about Catholic girls, if you like.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
with all speed sir!
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, exactly.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)
XD
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.discogs.com/image/A-405638-1136152899.jpeg
you are under my watchful eye child j4gg3r, nothing can harm you here. nestle into my boa.
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)
(ty jj, imo it has been a fairly funny thread all things told and my what comfy feathers these are)
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)
why boa?
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)
he possibly does not mean a piece of headgear but a deadly snake
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)
because j. justen is known to wear a feather boa. It's one of his things.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)
Also he waxes his ass and paints his nails Corvette Red.
jjusten wants to remind me again of Robert Guillaime in the chicken suit.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)
Feathery headgear + deadly snake (venom glands extracted) sounds like the sort of dynamite combo M White might use on a particularly frigid consort
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)
MYSTERY SOLVED!
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)
I just have a very John Waters image of a divine-ed up jon justen ushering a young LJ into his trailerpark of BJs and catholic imagery.
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)
"Pleasure Park, MN"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)
that's not really a post I anticipated making fyi
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)
shd be MD by rights
I misread that as PBJs ... as the innocent boy sits there docilely eating the sandwich, his host lectures on the tale of Saint Sebastian.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)
This is spinning out of control.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)
... and he was pierced by many arrows for the love of Christ, would you like to be pierced by my arrow?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)
How long the time seems, how dark the shadow,how straight the eagle flies, how straight towards his arrow.How long the night is - why is this passage so narrow?How strange my body feels, impaled upon the arrow.
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)
man you post a couple of pictures of guitarists and next thing you know you and LJ are starring in some christian trailer park kirk/spock fantasy
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
WORD TO THE WISE PEOPLE
Yes, it would definitely be a musical.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
Julie Andrews plays the manager of the Trailer Park.
Only minutes ago, my imagination was populated by a skinny Mexican girl who kept calling me "El Diablo", and then suddenly there was Dr. Frank-n-Justen. I can't blame anyone else, I know.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)