Fucking hell.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks for taking it from sticky and gross to WHOA JAPANESE FEVER NIGHTMARE
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Because really, the former was bad enough already ;-)
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Sticky and gross happens, I can navigate sticky and gross.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
xp ^^^^ worst thing a partner has told you after giving oral sex?
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
what's there to navigative after the deed is done?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Good old ILX. All I can think is that the next time I'm going down my poor psyche is gonna throw Benson chickens, casino chips filled cooter, disgustingly suggestive yellow cards and goddamn Vinnie Vincent at me.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
No it won't. You will be overwhelmed with amazing, amazing female-ness, and you'll be thrilled.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I still the casino chips thing is retarded.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
that lj just threw out
the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act
the "skipping x# messages" feature is probably beneficial for this thread.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I read it, but I still kind of skipped it. It's like terrible pain. There are some things your brain does not make a folder for.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually, kenan, you're right. With pussy before me, I shan't be thinking about a message board at all.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
LJ - why don't you go back and finish the grotesque pasta animal song? I think I only got half way through.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
:-/
it's been like one of those carousels where everyone goads everyone else to yet and yet more gleeful heights of irreverence and then someone who is always me takes it a degree or four too far and suddenly it is seul contre tous ;_;
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
don't get started about folders pls.
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
xp You best not be, should you want to encounter it again anytime soon.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
That was to M White, if that was not clear.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought it was funny.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link
folders do not make for good sexual aids.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:31 PM
holy megalolz
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Honey! I got us some HAWT new folders!
xpost
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
the boyfriend that was okay with going down on the heavy flow days -- his mom really liked comedies about nuns.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
in which Maggie Gyllenhaal is forced to file documents in increasingly intimate locations about James Spader's person xp
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
while dressed as a nun.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
One day, she is too sick to go in for work, and the temp agency sends a nun-secretary replacement played by Eric Idle.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I have actually seen Nuns On The Run fwiw
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
it has a lot of breasts and low humour in it
it is British
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Any woman that focuses on the small bleeding Jesus statue above the bed during orgasm is WAY the fuck too Catholic.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm surprised one cld orgasm while doing that
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Catholic girls are fun. :/
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a better excuse than the spot that needs repainting on the ceiling, to be fair.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
xp think of us poor irish kenan. that's all we get, man
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Catholic boys can be a real treat.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
xp LJ: it was one of my ex's mom's favorite movies.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
it is terrible and I hate myself and why can't I still STILL not fucking THINK before posting, even to ILTMI
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry, but everything today has left me feeling completely drained and I've got banfear now too
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Sincerely sorry about that one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
anybody that drops an sban on i love TMI for ickiness is kinda being a dick of the highet order. mods should program that shit to rebound.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
the highet order being a sect of monks that perform disgusting oral sex on each other to achieve perfect oneness
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry? what for? don't be sorry! this has been a sort of lolzy escape from the grim realities of life today and it's fallen completely flat because I'm basically a jerk who can't keep his idiocy to himself, it ain't your fault (well it is maybe for finding my shit funny in the first place) ;)
dmac please elaborate on that thought, I need some heat taken off me
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link
dear lj, you have received exactly zero SBs for this thread, so take a deep breath u r safe
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I can say more about Catholic girls, if you like.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
with all speed sir!
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, exactly.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
XD
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link