xps: and with his mouth full too. disgraceful.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-04/stop-in-the-name-of-love-sign.jpg
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)
there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out
This is silly, because there are such things as tampons.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)
in the quasi-sequel, The Linguist And The Warrior, he must retrieve the antidote from the vadge after she has been hit by a lorry, thus closing up her vadge, and only permitting entrance through use of a sharp knife and a drinking straw
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
i'm done
sorry buddy - that did it
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
Well done, lj. You grossed ME out.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
Fucking hell.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
Thanks for taking it from sticky and gross to WHOA JAPANESE FEVER NIGHTMARE
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)
Because really, the former was bad enough already ;-)
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
Sticky and gross happens, I can navigate sticky and gross.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
xp ^^^^ worst thing a partner has told you after giving oral sex?
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
what's there to navigative after the deed is done?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)
Good old ILX. All I can think is that the next time I'm going down my poor psyche is gonna throw Benson chickens, casino chips filled cooter, disgustingly suggestive yellow cards and goddamn Vinnie Vincent at me.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
No it won't. You will be overwhelmed with amazing, amazing female-ness, and you'll be thrilled.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)
I still the casino chips thing is retarded.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)
so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
that lj just threw out
the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act
the "skipping x# messages" feature is probably beneficial for this thread.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
I think I read it, but I still kind of skipped it. It's like terrible pain. There are some things your brain does not make a folder for.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
Actually, kenan, you're right. With pussy before me, I shan't be thinking about a message board at all.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
LJ - why don't you go back and finish the grotesque pasta animal song? I think I only got half way through.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
:-/
it's been like one of those carousels where everyone goads everyone else to yet and yet more gleeful heights of irreverence and then someone who is always me takes it a degree or four too far and suddenly it is seul contre tous ;_;
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
don't get started about folders pls.
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
xp You best not be, should you want to encounter it again anytime soon.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
That was to M White, if that was not clear.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)
I thought it was funny.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
folders do not make for good sexual aids.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:31 PM
holy megalolz
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)
Honey! I got us some HAWT new folders!
xpost
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)
the boyfriend that was okay with going down on the heavy flow days -- his mom really liked comedies about nuns.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)
in which Maggie Gyllenhaal is forced to file documents in increasingly intimate locations about James Spader's person xp
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)
while dressed as a nun.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)
One day, she is too sick to go in for work, and the temp agency sends a nun-secretary replacement played by Eric Idle.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
I have actually seen Nuns On The Run fwiw
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
it has a lot of breasts and low humour in it
it is British
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
Any woman that focuses on the small bleeding Jesus statue above the bed during orgasm is WAY the fuck too Catholic.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
I'm surprised one cld orgasm while doing that
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)
Catholic girls are fun. :/
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
it's a better excuse than the spot that needs repainting on the ceiling, to be fair.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
xp think of us poor irish kenan. that's all we get, man
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
Catholic boys can be a real treat.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
xp LJ: it was one of my ex's mom's favorite movies.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)
it is terrible and I hate myself and why can't I still STILL not fucking THINK before posting, even to ILTMI
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)
sorry, but everything today has left me feeling completely drained and I've got banfear now too
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)
Sincerely sorry about that one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
anybody that drops an sban on i love TMI for ickiness is kinda being a dick of the highet order. mods should program that shit to rebound.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)