Are you good at performing oral sex?

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I have heard it discussed in similar movies, is all I'm saying.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

Similar movies

"Oooh, baby, you're pussy's so hot and, uh, slightly acidic."

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

this is basically all for max's benefit should he choose to reopen this thread; if you are reading max i <3 u

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

makeshift vaginal stopper
:-(

ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

I think max is protesting too much.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

no, it really is just that bad

ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

and yet I can't tear myself away

ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

... where did you guys go?

there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

Makeshift vaginal stopper is a term of endearment, surely.

"C'mere, my little makeshift vaginal stopper."

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

xps: and with his mouth full too. disgraceful.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-04/stop-in-the-name-of-love-sign.jpg

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)

there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out

This is silly, because there are such things as tampons.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)

in the quasi-sequel, The Linguist And The Warrior, he must retrieve the antidote from the vadge after she has been hit by a lorry, thus closing up her vadge, and only permitting entrance through use of a sharp knife and a drinking straw

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

i'm done

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

sorry buddy - that did it

ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

Well done, lj. You grossed ME out.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

Fucking hell.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks for taking it from sticky and gross to WHOA JAPANESE FEVER NIGHTMARE

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)

Because really, the former was bad enough already ;-)

ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

Sticky and gross happens, I can navigate sticky and gross.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

xp ^^^^ worst thing a partner has told you after giving oral sex?

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

what's there to navigative after the deed is done?

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

Good old ILX. All I can think is that the next time I'm going down my poor psyche is gonna throw Benson chickens, casino chips filled cooter, disgustingly suggestive yellow cards and goddamn Vinnie Vincent at me.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

No it won't. You will be overwhelmed with amazing, amazing female-ness, and you'll be thrilled.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

I still the casino chips thing is retarded.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

that lj just threw out

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

the "skipping x# messages" feature is probably beneficial for this thread.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was

I think I read it, but I still kind of skipped it. It's like terrible pain. There are some things your brain does not make a folder for.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

Actually, kenan, you're right. With pussy before me, I shan't be thinking about a message board at all.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

LJ - why don't you go back and finish the grotesque pasta animal song? I think I only got half way through.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

:-/

it's been like one of those carousels where everyone goads everyone else to yet and yet more gleeful heights of irreverence and then someone who is always me takes it a degree or four too far and suddenly it is seul contre tous ;_;

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

don't get started about folders pls.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

xp You best not be, should you want to encounter it again anytime soon.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

That was to M White, if that was not clear.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

I thought it was funny.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

folders do not make for good sexual aids.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:31 PM

holy megalolz

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

Honey! I got us some HAWT new folders!

xpost

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

the boyfriend that was okay with going down on the heavy flow days -- his mom really liked comedies about nuns.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

in which Maggie Gyllenhaal is forced to file documents in increasingly intimate locations about James Spader's person xp

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

while dressed as a nun.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

One day, she is too sick to go in for work, and the temp agency sends a nun-secretary replacement played by Eric Idle.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

I have actually seen Nuns On The Run fwiw

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

it has a lot of breasts and low humour in it

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

it is British

cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

Any woman that focuses on the small bleeding Jesus statue above the bed during orgasm is WAY the fuck too Catholic.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

I'm surprised one cld orgasm while doing that

sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)


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