"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" = the plot of Hostel VII
That sounds more like a "Saw" plot than "Hostel".
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
"you have to eat through the head of the previous man giving cunnilingus to get to the vadge"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
Something tells me I'm going to skip this film.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
xp Dan: tbh I wouldn't know ... I can't watch those torture porn movies.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
what a terrible, terrible thread
― max, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
Tampon is a game changer, obv.
In more ways than one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
xp Thanks! We hadn't noticed!
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
sarahel, I've only seen "Saw I", which was basically enough because, aside from the reverse bear trap puzzle and the creepy reveal after Carey Elwes's drastic escape attempt, it was a terrible terrible TERRIBLE movie
It would have great special effects, though!
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://jakcustomguitars.com/sitebuilder/images/june_26th_2008_025-653x455.jpg
"hey whats up ladies openminded dude here just saying, see the guitar? huh? hello?"
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
you sir are epic
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
Wow - this got so much worse. Good job guys. ;-)
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
jjusten, you truly rock
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
Actually, "the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" is best suited to a Lola Rennt-style triptych
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
or a pornographic version of Die Hard 3.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
in which Franka Potente must transport the antidote to a dying Moritz Bleibnau without removing it from conditions whose temperature and pH ensure it is kept potent
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
Shuffle Lola Shuffle
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)
LOL DAN
in the third run-through, he not only gets the antidote, but she gets an awesome tongue-job! so they win twice, you see
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)
xxp I don't think pH would be much discussed, though temperature could be a factor.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
I have heard it discussed in similar movies, is all I'm saying.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)
Similar movies
"Oooh, baby, you're pussy's so hot and, uh, slightly acidic."
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
this is basically all for max's benefit should he choose to reopen this thread; if you are reading max i <3 u
makeshift vaginal stopper:-(
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
I think max is protesting too much.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
no, it really is just that bad
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
and yet I can't tear myself away
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
... where did you guys go?
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
Makeshift vaginal stopper is a term of endearment, surely.
"C'mere, my little makeshift vaginal stopper."
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
xps: and with his mouth full too. disgraceful.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-04/stop-in-the-name-of-love-sign.jpg
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)
This is silly, because there are such things as tampons.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)
in the quasi-sequel, The Linguist And The Warrior, he must retrieve the antidote from the vadge after she has been hit by a lorry, thus closing up her vadge, and only permitting entrance through use of a sharp knife and a drinking straw
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
i'm done
sorry buddy - that did it
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
Well done, lj. You grossed ME out.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
Fucking hell.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
Thanks for taking it from sticky and gross to WHOA JAPANESE FEVER NIGHTMARE
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)
Because really, the former was bad enough already ;-)
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
Sticky and gross happens, I can navigate sticky and gross.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
xp ^^^^ worst thing a partner has told you after giving oral sex?
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
what's there to navigative after the deed is done?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)
Good old ILX. All I can think is that the next time I'm going down my poor psyche is gonna throw Benson chickens, casino chips filled cooter, disgustingly suggestive yellow cards and goddamn Vinnie Vincent at me.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
No it won't. You will be overwhelmed with amazing, amazing female-ness, and you'll be thrilled.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)
I still the casino chips thing is retarded.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)
so glad I skipped what-the-fuck-ever that was
― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
that lj just threw out
the parts I am getting after the fact are making me think of the ending of Sister Act
the "skipping x# messages" feature is probably beneficial for this thread.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
I think I read it, but I still kind of skipped it. It's like terrible pain. There are some things your brain does not make a folder for.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
Actually, kenan, you're right. With pussy before me, I shan't be thinking about a message board at all.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)