haha YES
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Ok this is pissing me off. I got months of shit for once saying something like "a little blood is no big deal, you run into it sooner or later," and suddenly I was Hannibal Lecter. I thought it was implied that once you figured out that there was blood, you would stop and try to suavely transition to some other hotness. If you guys are seriously talking about continuing to eat a bloody pussy, and like not minding the taste of... THAT... you are way past me. I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
dude you eat menses
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
ftr I am not eating a bloody pussy if I can at all help it
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean that's unassailable ILX fact xp
First the Benson chicken and now HI DERE'S trio; all the titillation of this thread has been sucked out
tits aren't even the subject of this thread!
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
lol and now I am trying to think of a situation where Dan really wouldn't be able to help it
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp Under what circumstance would you be forced to?
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
HAHA exactly!
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.
Yeah. Use other stimulus, please.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, kenan, more like Hannibal Licker, no?
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" = the plot of Hostel VII
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
surely Hannibal Licked 'Er
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Poor Dan, a face full of pussy at its least palatable, and a Chilean Nazi in exile with a boot on the back of his head.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
If she wants it and she has a tampon, fine. If not, I think not.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Tampon is a game changer, obv.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
That sounds more like a "Saw" plot than "Hostel".
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"you have to eat through the head of the previous man giving cunnilingus to get to the vadge"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Something tells me I'm going to skip this film.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Dan: tbh I wouldn't know ... I can't watch those torture porn movies.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
what a terrible, terrible thread
― max, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
In more ways than one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Thanks! We hadn't noticed!
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
sarahel, I've only seen "Saw I", which was basically enough because, aside from the reverse bear trap puzzle and the creepy reveal after Carey Elwes's drastic escape attempt, it was a terrible terrible TERRIBLE movie
It would have great special effects, though!
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://jakcustomguitars.com/sitebuilder/images/june_26th_2008_025-653x455.jpg
"hey whats up ladies openminded dude here just saying, see the guitar? huh? hello?"
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
you sir are epic
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow - this got so much worse. Good job guys. ;-)
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
jjusten, you truly rock
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually, "the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" is best suited to a Lola Rennt-style triptych
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
or a pornographic version of Die Hard 3.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
in which Franka Potente must transport the antidote to a dying Moritz Bleibnau without removing it from conditions whose temperature and pH ensure it is kept potent
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Shuffle Lola Shuffle
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL DAN
in the third run-through, he not only gets the antidote, but she gets an awesome tongue-job! so they win twice, you see
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp I don't think pH would be much discussed, though temperature could be a factor.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I have heard it discussed in similar movies, is all I'm saying.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Similar movies
"Oooh, baby, you're pussy's so hot and, uh, slightly acidic."
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
this is basically all for max's benefit should he choose to reopen this thread; if you are reading max i <3 u
makeshift vaginal stopper:-(
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I think max is protesting too much.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
no, it really is just that bad
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
and yet I can't tear myself away
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
... where did you guys go?
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Makeshift vaginal stopper is a term of endearment, surely.
"C'mere, my little makeshift vaginal stopper."
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
xps: and with his mouth full too. disgraceful.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-04/stop-in-the-name-of-love-sign.jpg
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
This is silly, because there are such things as tampons.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
in the quasi-sequel, The Linguist And The Warrior, he must retrieve the antidote from the vadge after she has been hit by a lorry, thus closing up her vadge, and only permitting entrance through use of a sharp knife and a drinking straw
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm done