First the Benson chicken and now HI DERE'S trio; all the titillation of this thread has been sucked out
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
If cunnilingus ends with a faceful of pus, everyone involved needs to go to the doctor IMMEDIATELY imo
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/298080885_2fa1c224f3.jpg?v=0
just in time to save the thread
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mOf4kJ7dE
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
HI DERE, weren't you the person who told the hilarious red wings story about the guy at the party?
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
haha YES
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
Ok this is pissing me off. I got months of shit for once saying something like "a little blood is no big deal, you run into it sooner or later," and suddenly I was Hannibal Lecter. I thought it was implied that once you figured out that there was blood, you would stop and try to suavely transition to some other hotness. If you guys are seriously talking about continuing to eat a bloody pussy, and like not minding the taste of... THAT... you are way past me. I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
dude you eat menses
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)
ftr I am not eating a bloody pussy if I can at all help it
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)
i mean that's unassailable ILX fact xp
tits aren't even the subject of this thread!
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)
lol and now I am trying to think of a situation where Dan really wouldn't be able to help it
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)
xxp Under what circumstance would you be forced to?
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)
HAHA exactly!
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)
"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)
I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.
Yeah. Use other stimulus, please.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)
Wow, kenan, more like Hannibal Licker, no?
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" = the plot of Hostel VII
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
surely Hannibal Licked 'Er
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
Poor Dan, a face full of pussy at its least palatable, and a Chilean Nazi in exile with a boot on the back of his head.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
If she wants it and she has a tampon, fine. If not, I think not.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
Tampon is a game changer, obv.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
That sounds more like a "Saw" plot than "Hostel".
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
"you have to eat through the head of the previous man giving cunnilingus to get to the vadge"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
Something tells me I'm going to skip this film.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
xp Dan: tbh I wouldn't know ... I can't watch those torture porn movies.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
what a terrible, terrible thread
― max, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
In more ways than one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
xp Thanks! We hadn't noticed!
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
sarahel, I've only seen "Saw I", which was basically enough because, aside from the reverse bear trap puzzle and the creepy reveal after Carey Elwes's drastic escape attempt, it was a terrible terrible TERRIBLE movie
It would have great special effects, though!
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://jakcustomguitars.com/sitebuilder/images/june_26th_2008_025-653x455.jpg
"hey whats up ladies openminded dude here just saying, see the guitar? huh? hello?"
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
you sir are epic
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
Wow - this got so much worse. Good job guys. ;-)
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
jjusten, you truly rock
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
Actually, "the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" is best suited to a Lola Rennt-style triptych
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
or a pornographic version of Die Hard 3.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
in which Franka Potente must transport the antidote to a dying Moritz Bleibnau without removing it from conditions whose temperature and pH ensure it is kept potent
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
Shuffle Lola Shuffle
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)
LOL DAN
in the third run-through, he not only gets the antidote, but she gets an awesome tongue-job! so they win twice, you see
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)
xxp I don't think pH would be much discussed, though temperature could be a factor.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
I have heard it discussed in similar movies, is all I'm saying.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)
Similar movies
"Oooh, baby, you're pussy's so hot and, uh, slightly acidic."
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
there is a scene where she goes into a casino in order to win enough chips to combine as a makeshift vaginal stopper, thus preventing the antidote from falling out
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
this is basically all for max's benefit should he choose to reopen this thread; if you are reading max i <3 u
makeshift vaginal stopper:-(
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
I think max is protesting too much.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
no, it really is just that bad
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
and yet I can't tear myself away
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
... where did you guys go?
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
Makeshift vaginal stopper is a term of endearment, surely.
"C'mere, my little makeshift vaginal stopper."
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)