are there any guys that don't think it's gross to go down on a woman when she's on her period?
First few days, it's not ideal, after that... *shrugs*
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
not gross for me but I'll yield if my partner threatens the 'red card'
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Please do regale us with a definition of the yellow card, then, lj.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.
The reason this board exists, I realize now, is to prevent of at least limit the number of people who immediately open Photoshop at this point in the thread.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i used to think i was, or i think i used to be, but current SO doesn't like it, so...?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda gross but isn't at all a dealbreaker. if she's got an issue with it i'll back off, but otherwise let the games begin.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Yellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
'assorted humours'
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
xp kenan A+
Urine?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
ellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella
yellow? there's nothing 'good' that comes out of the body yellow, l0u1s
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
pusbileurine
... yup, darraghmac OTM
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
'splashback'
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Some women just don't like it, as Kate mentioned upthread. I'm a lot less into it than I used to be -- same partner, same technique (quite good) -- it's just me.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
First the Benson chicken and now HI DERE'S trio; all the titillation of this thread has been sucked out
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
If cunnilingus ends with a faceful of pus, everyone involved needs to go to the doctor IMMEDIATELY imo
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/298080885_2fa1c224f3.jpg?v=0
just in time to save the thread
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mOf4kJ7dE
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
HI DERE, weren't you the person who told the hilarious red wings story about the guy at the party?
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
haha YES
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Ok this is pissing me off. I got months of shit for once saying something like "a little blood is no big deal, you run into it sooner or later," and suddenly I was Hannibal Lecter. I thought it was implied that once you figured out that there was blood, you would stop and try to suavely transition to some other hotness. If you guys are seriously talking about continuing to eat a bloody pussy, and like not minding the taste of... THAT... you are way past me. I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
dude you eat menses
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
ftr I am not eating a bloody pussy if I can at all help it
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean that's unassailable ILX fact xp
tits aren't even the subject of this thread!
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
lol and now I am trying to think of a situation where Dan really wouldn't be able to help it
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp Under what circumstance would you be forced to?
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
HAHA exactly!
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not freaked out by blood at all, but cunnilingus is the one thing that it precludes.
Yeah. Use other stimulus, please.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, kenan, more like Hannibal Licker, no?
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" = the plot of Hostel VII
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
surely Hannibal Licked 'Er
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Poor Dan, a face full of pussy at its least palatable, and a Chilean Nazi in exile with a boot on the back of his head.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
If she wants it and she has a tampon, fine. If not, I think not.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Tampon is a game changer, obv.
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
That sounds more like a "Saw" plot than "Hostel".
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"you have to eat through the head of the previous man giving cunnilingus to get to the vadge"
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Something tells me I'm going to skip this film.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Dan: tbh I wouldn't know ... I can't watch those torture porn movies.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
what a terrible, terrible thread
― max, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
In more ways than one.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Thanks! We hadn't noticed!
― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
sarahel, I've only seen "Saw I", which was basically enough because, aside from the reverse bear trap puzzle and the creepy reveal after Carey Elwes's drastic escape attempt, it was a terrible terrible TERRIBLE movie
It would have great special effects, though!
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://jakcustomguitars.com/sitebuilder/images/june_26th_2008_025-653x455.jpg
"hey whats up ladies openminded dude here just saying, see the guitar? huh? hello?"
― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
you sir are epic
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow - this got so much worse. Good job guys. ;-)
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
jjusten, you truly rock
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually, "the antidote is in the vadge. you have thirty minutes" is best suited to a Lola Rennt-style triptych
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
or a pornographic version of Die Hard 3.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
in which Franka Potente must transport the antidote to a dying Moritz Bleibnau without removing it from conditions whose temperature and pH ensure it is kept potent
― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link