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it's kinda like the puzzle box in Hellraiser, once you open it, you are in for a world of pain.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

what is that octagonal thing above vinnie's crotch

It is the age-old and time-honored sacred medallion of FUCK.

I mean, if you have to ask...

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

This awesome power is known to make its bearers a bit slack-jawed.

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

^^ Happened to at least one character in Hellraiser, and I think Hellraiser 3.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

Is it also known to make its bearers develop a pathological makeup addiction?

― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

No that's incidental.

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

guitar players just don't do it for me.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, August 6, 2009 9:20 PM (9 minutes ago)

http://img.maniadb.com/images/artist/131/131218.jpg

steve howe reporting for changing your mind duty, young lady

― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

any woman who doesn't go PHWAOR at that is not to be trusted, imo

― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

oh crap it's the lack of a headstock

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

that's what it is

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

You guys are acting like huge hands and powerful, precise fingers are of no value.

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

not when associated with these faces, is the thing

― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

this dude played a song called THE CLAP

he is NOT to be trusted

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

oh crap it's the lack of a headstock

Congratulations! I have no idea what this means.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

I for one would love to have freaky devil-given Robert Johnson guitar hands.

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

I have successfully reminded myself what a solid album "Mit Gas" is.

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

what i am saying is that not only does steve howe have a face only a nesting guillemot could love, but he also has no glans on his penile extension

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

nesting guillemot

please do not use this phrase when coitally engaged.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

xp That's a new insult to me.

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

Did I say I planned to? I'm only more likely to do it now.

What can I say Kenan, when I flow I flow tidal

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

This album cover always cracked me up, god bless you steve howe:

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/110986a236d54ec68444b01564778ae5/21402.jpg

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

xp "You so messed up, your dick just STOP!"

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, I guess there isn't anything really wrong with the phrase, it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

What can I say Kenan, when I flow I flow tidal

thank you, Peter North

― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

Benson BRITAIN'S FAVORITE CARP???

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

rip carp

― sadbigail (Abbott), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

I am essentially generous

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

xp "the flow tidal thing": which raises the question - are there any guys that don't think it's gross to go down on a woman when she's on her period? I had a boyfriend that had no problem with this. I had a problem with this.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

Oh, don't play like you're not hot for the Guillaume Chicken.

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume

I can see how one wouldn't necessarily wish for this image to pass through ones mind whilst engaged in coitus.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

xp kenan: wtf I'm no furry!

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

are there any guys that don't think it's gross to go down on a woman when she's on her period?

First few days, it's not ideal, after that... *shrugs*

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

not gross for me but I'll yield if my partner threatens the 'red card'

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

Please do regale us with a definition of the yellow card, then, lj.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

The reason this board exists, I realize now, is to prevent of at least limit the number of people who immediately open Photoshop at this point in the thread.

― Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

i used to think i was, or i think i used to be, but current SO doesn't like it, so...?

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

kinda gross but isn't at all a dealbreaker. if she's got an issue with it i'll back off, but otherwise let the games begin.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

Yellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

'assorted humours'

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

xp kenan A+

Yellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella

Urine?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

ellow card is surely a faceful of the good stuff my dear fella

yellow? there's nothing 'good' that comes out of the body yellow, l0u1s

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

pus
bile
urine

... yup, darraghmac OTM

― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

'splashback'

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

i used to think i was, or i think i used to be, but current SO doesn't like it, so...?

Some women just don't like it, as Kate mentioned upthread. I'm a lot less into it than I used to be -- same partner, same technique (quite good) -- it's just me.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

First the Benson chicken and now HI DERE'S trio; all the titillation of this thread has been sucked out

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

If cunnilingus ends with a faceful of pus, everyone involved needs to go to the doctor IMMEDIATELY imo

― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/298080885_2fa1c224f3.jpg?v=0

just in time to save the thread

― Results 1 - 1 of 1 for vedderizer. (0.05 seconds) ;_; (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mOf4kJ7dE

― cockles (country matters), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

HI DERE, weren't you the person who told the hilarious red wings story about the guy at the party?

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

haha YES

― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

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