Are you good at performing oral sex?

lol @ "throw it in them"

take it to ILNFL.

"Fetch!"

I'm not sure if it was my "nice middle class upbringing" where "we don't discuss such things," but I spent too long expecting the guy to magically know the best way to do things, and if it wasn't passing muster (not mustard) then we just weren't compatible. As unsexy as the "hanging a painting" talk initially felt - "a little to the left, up a little ..." - it worked out a lot better than not communicating.

This is so true, it took me a while too to understand how important it is to simply tell the other person what you like and don't like. I think part of the problem is that before one actually starts having sex, for most people their expectation of what sex is like comes from movies, and in most movies (both porn and non-porn) people just automatically know what the other person likes through some magical connection, so they don't have to communicate at all. Which is patently unrealistic.

http://www.neilsvixenpage.com/Vixpix/mdmar91a.JPG

hello ladies

you are killing me

kenan you are awfully cocksure on this thread

If I were a shoe person, I'd totally have shoe envy over those boots.

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics6/um/2.jpg

oh yeah vinnie here to do you RIGHT

kenan you are awfully cocksure on this thread

There's not many good responses to this.

Thanks for noticing?

Vinnie appears to have a serious abscess

what is that octagonal thing above vinnie's crotch

http://www.apeculture.com/images/vinnie6.jpg

do you have any change i could borrow for the BUS

guitar players just don't do it for me.

excuse me--hexagon shaped

Forehead stopper

it's kinda like the puzzle box in Hellraiser, once you open it, you are in for a world of pain.

what is that octagonal thing above vinnie's crotch

It is the age-old and time-honored sacred medallion of FUCK.

I mean, if you have to ask...

This awesome power is known to make its bearers a bit slack-jawed.

^^ Happened to at least one character in Hellraiser, and I think Hellraiser 3.

Is it also known to make its bearers develop a pathological makeup addiction?

No that's incidental.

guitar players just don't do it for me.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, August 6, 2009 9:20 PM (9 minutes ago)

http://img.maniadb.com/images/artist/131/131218.jpg

steve howe reporting for changing your mind duty, young lady

any woman who doesn't go PHWAOR at that is not to be trusted, imo

oh crap it's the lack of a headstock

that's what it is

You guys are acting like huge hands and powerful, precise fingers are of no value.

not when associated with these faces, is the thing

this dude played a song called THE CLAP

he is NOT to be trusted

oh crap it's the lack of a headstock

Congratulations! I have no idea what this means.

I for one would love to have freaky devil-given Robert Johnson guitar hands.

I have successfully reminded myself what a solid album "Mit Gas" is.

what i am saying is that not only does steve howe have a face only a nesting guillemot could love, but he also has no glans on his penile extension

nesting guillemot

please do not use this phrase when coitally engaged.

xp That's a new insult to me.

Did I say I planned to? I'm only more likely to do it now.

What can I say Kenan, when I flow I flow tidal

This album cover always cracked me up, god bless you steve howe:

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/110986a236d54ec68444b01564778ae5/21402.jpg

xp "You so messed up, your dick just STOP!"

Okay, I guess there isn't anything really wrong with the phrase, it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

What can I say Kenan, when I flow I flow tidal

thank you, Peter North

Benson BRITAIN'S FAVORITE CARP???

rip carp

I am essentially generous

xp "the flow tidal thing": which raises the question - are there any guys that don't think it's gross to go down on a woman when she's on her period? I had a boyfriend that had no problem with this. I had a problem with this.

it just conjures up an image of Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume.

Oh, don't play like you're not hot for the Guillaume Chicken.

Robert Guillaume as Benson in a chicken costume

I can see how one wouldn't necessarily wish for this image to pass through ones mind whilst engaged in coitus.

xp kenan: wtf I'm no furry!

are there any guys that don't think it's gross to go down on a woman when she's on her period?

First few days, it's not ideal, after that... *shrugs*

not gross for me but I'll yield if my partner threatens the 'red card'

Please do regale us with a definition of the yellow card, then, lj.