Are you good at performing oral sex?

try substituting "vengeful" for "awesome"

On second thought Old Testament doesn't work any better than anything else. What's the threat? "Fear me, for I am turgid! If you dare to ignore me, I will fall asleep in the middle of the movie you rented." Ok, see you in the morning.

That's another thing I learned the hard way. If you find a perfect awesome woman, the one who really gets the things that you get and digs the movies that you dig, and you show her the perfect awesome movie that she has never seen before, she does not want to hear from you during it. At all. Just shut up, dude. She's watching the fucking movie. I mean, what would you be like if you'd never seen "A Touch of Evil"? You'd want people who are talking to shut the fuck up, right?

I'm still bad at being "on" or "off".

And there's little more annoying than someone thrashing around on your junk 'cause their self-esteem requires that you come. If I'm going down on a girl, it's 'cause it turns me on and hopefully it turns her on and even more hopefully it makes her come, but if not, no biggy, I won't take it too much to heart 'cause I will know I tried with dedication, genuine attraction, and enthusiasm. I feel that combo usually wins out anyway.

That's another thing I learned the hard way

imo enthusiasm is what separates "good" from "great" head, much more so than technique

I concur. Very different techniques offered with similar enthusiasm will provide very similar (and delightful) results.

enthusiasm is what separates good from great sex, whatever form it takes.

stop making sex into a pep rally, guys

wait, I just thought about that and nvrmind

HAHA

Give me a B!
Give me a L!
Give me an O!
Give me a W!
Give me a J!
Give me an O!
Give me a B!

imo enthusiasm is what separates "good" from "great" head, much more so than technique

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, August 6, 2009 4:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Truth bomb.

pep squad vs glee club

I prefer the pipe squad.

It's not just "enthusiasm", like it has to be about being as vigorous as possible. It doesn't have to look good on film or something. But as for me, nothing makes me cum as hard as someone who sincerely wants me to cum. Even a step back from that, nothing turns me on like someone who is turned on by me. There's a feedback loop that's always there if it's working, and always not quite there if it's not working, and you both know. You can have adequate sex with someone who isn't really interested in getting you off, but you can't even have GOOD sex with that person.

can't eveR, I meant.

Well put, kenan.

Ye lusty men of relish zeal OTM. And and and - Faith No More's "Be Aggressive" to thread.

I don't think I could get off to the dulcet tones of Mike Patton -- we have too many injokes about the guy.

this is actually the central point of my thesis on gender relations, which is that ppl project their needs onto their partners and u end up w/women all tenderly makin love to your dong when u just want it to get beat the fuck up, and meanwhile dudes are all trying to jackhammer cervixes and fingerblast a broad with a hand covered in superbowl rings

the central point of my thesis on gender relations is that sex is a lot better if partners communicate to each other what they like and what they don't. I'm not sure if it was my "nice middle class upbringing" where "we don't discuss such things," but I spent too long expecting the guy to magically know the best way to do things, and if it wasn't passing muster (not mustard) then we just weren't compatible. As unsexy as the "hanging a painting" talk initially felt - "a little to the left, up a little ..." - it worked out a lot better than not communicating.

the central point of my thesis on gender relations is that sex is a lot better if partners communicate to each other what they like and what they don't.

ding ding ding

And what's wrong with getting hot and heavy to the strains of Squeeze Me Macaroni? I ask you...

IRL M1ke P@tton is a class-A creep.

I'd never have guessed.

Guys everyone needs to listen to "If I was your Girlfriend" by Prince & everyone wld feel better abt orgasms. Or the lack thereof in an erotic encounter.

i'd blow mike patton tbh

xp A good friend of mine dated a good friend of his. She's kind of a "hot number" in a scene where there are a lot of socially incompetent or maladjusted dudes, so she has a relatively high tolerance for creepiness, but P@tton's was apparently noteworthy - probably because he is "famous rock star dude" he felt he could get away with it.

<3 elmo

I kind of don't want MP to be an asshole but am not nec surprised.

If I were a famous rock star dude I may very well be a creep too tbh though

MP seems REALLY creepy but always in a sexy way, for example I always found 'Captain Midnight' by Tomahawk pretty sexy of a song.

for about a week I was extremely entertained by playing youtube clips of MP's vocals simultaneously with a clip entitled "Psychotic Singing Cat" ... they were kinda similar.

Mike Patton is not any kind of sexy ideal, ppl. Abbott is right. It's Prince who really gets it.

Short, buff, sweaty, obsessive... yeah. That's the guy.

I think discussing which rock star should be one's sexy ideal is a potentially dangerous direction ... in the sense of what you were saying before that there isn't a universal "right" way to orally stimulate someone.

Are you arguing with Prince, though? I mean, really.

And gainsaying people's attractions won't lessen them.

xpost

xp kenan: tbh I find Prince kinda icky.

I will not say anything about that. He's not even the gender that I prefer, so I don't even have a dog in this fight.

Except that, he's Prince.

ok thats it anyone who isnt willing to let vinnie vincent throw it in them can GTFO

Prince has always been a little too obvious for me

lol @ "throw it in them"

take it to ILNFL.

"Fetch!"

I'm not sure if it was my "nice middle class upbringing" where "we don't discuss such things," but I spent too long expecting the guy to magically know the best way to do things, and if it wasn't passing muster (not mustard) then we just weren't compatible. As unsexy as the "hanging a painting" talk initially felt - "a little to the left, up a little ..." - it worked out a lot better than not communicating.

This is so true, it took me a while too to understand how important it is to simply tell the other person what you like and don't like. I think part of the problem is that before one actually starts having sex, for most people their expectation of what sex is like comes from movies, and in most movies (both porn and non-porn) people just automatically know what the other person likes through some magical connection, so they don't have to communicate at all. Which is patently unrealistic.

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hello ladies

you are killing me

kenan you are awfully cocksure on this thread

If I were a shoe person, I'd totally have shoe envy over those boots.

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oh yeah vinnie here to do you RIGHT

kenan you are awfully cocksure on this thread

There's not many good responses to this.

Thanks for noticing?

Vinnie appears to have a serious abscess

what is that octagonal thing above vinnie's crotch