Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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the roar of the masses

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:17 (five years ago)

four wheel drift

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:18 (five years ago)

The Battle At Garden's Gate

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:02 (five years ago)

one month passes...

mashing a ripe avocado by hand

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:22 (five years ago)

The RSD Drop

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 02:56 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Turning on the air hockey table

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:15 (four years ago)

off-brand video game console cheat code

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:08 (four years ago)

saag aloo

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:57 (four years ago)

Billy Joel's Second Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 August 2021 10:29 (four years ago)

Heart's Mistral Wind

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

Phil's Calling

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:42 (four years ago)

The Donner Party’s Nightmare

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 August 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

a poot stamping on a human face forever

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:55 (four years ago)

these poots are made for walking

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (four years ago)

where have all the poot boys gone

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (four years ago)

The Jesus is king

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:58 (four years ago)

The Transfiguration

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

The failed substantiation

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:15 (four years ago)

I do want to say that sometimes when I have to shit but it’s not convenient to do so for say, 9-10 hours, I feel like my body starts to transform the delayed poop into a kind of gas, so that I can occasionally just fart and release some pressure. Not sure what that’s called.

“200 people, 2 stalls, 1 guy who is holding it”

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:22 (four years ago)

seven months pass...

The Wayward Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2022 14:03 (four years ago)

one month passes...

The Roast Beef Sammy

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:56 (four years ago)

The Dutch Oven

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:58 (four years ago)

the pyrrhic release

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:00 (four years ago)

The Tommyknockers

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:07 (four years ago)

Toxic Masculinity

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:16 (four years ago)

The Blunderbuss

calstars, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:18 (four years ago)

The Rob Bonta

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:30 (four years ago)

The Bocky Pop

BrianB, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:58 (four years ago)

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:00 (four years ago)

The Bobo Honk

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:02 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Wake Up Call

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 22 May 2022 08:29 (four years ago)

The Garlic Press

Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, 22 May 2022 12:22 (four years ago)

the Brakhage Overload

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:48 (four years ago)

Fine Wind, Clear Morning

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:51 (four years ago)

Guernica II

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:38 (four years ago)

Train Union Trots

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 22 May 2022 14:53 (four years ago)

Neighbor Waker

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:00 (four years ago)

The Birth of Tragedy

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 19:25 (four years ago)

(After several)
Denouement

calstars, Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:57 (four years ago)

The Falcon Heavy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 22 May 2022 21:59 (four years ago)

The Boat-tail Riv

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 May 2022 23:00 (four years ago)

Spicy gyro

calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (four years ago)

Depositing A Check At The Bank

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:36 (four years ago)

Silence = Death

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:39 (four years ago)

ILX Stack Overflow

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:39 (four years ago)

xxpost um if there's a 'deposit' that usually means it's no longer a fart

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:40 (four years ago)

reuben crisis

poopin whistle crisis

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:32 (four years ago)

reuben crisis was left over from my intensive brain storm, was meant to be deleted.

poopin whistle crisis was what the team came up with

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:32 (four years ago)

The Solomon Grundy

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 26 May 2022 03:52 (four years ago)

turtle's breath n. The very final warning fart before the turtle pokes its head out to autograph the gusset.

— Viz Profanisaurus (@VizMagnaFarta) November 2, 2009

calzino, Thursday, 26 May 2022 06:49 (four years ago)


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