Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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Fruity Pebbles

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

The P-p-please, Eddie

peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 10:46 (five years ago)

Gimme Shelter

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

Serrated Air

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:02 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

The 8 Ball Straight In The Bottom Pocket

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Someone Who's Just Farted

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

blood on the tracks

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

Spiral Stairs

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Family Fortunes

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

The Foghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

The Foghorn Leghorn

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 November 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

The Underleg Foghorn

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:41 (five years ago)

five months pass...

the pork dumpling

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:56 (five years ago)

The Greta Von Flap

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 May 2021 23:45 (five years ago)

double live gonzo

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:40 (five years ago)

jimmy page on theremin

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:16 (five years ago)

the roar of the masses

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:17 (five years ago)

four wheel drift

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:18 (five years ago)

The Battle At Garden's Gate

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:02 (five years ago)

one month passes...

mashing a ripe avocado by hand

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:22 (four years ago)

The RSD Drop

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 02:56 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Turning on the air hockey table

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:15 (four years ago)

off-brand video game console cheat code

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:08 (four years ago)

saag aloo

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 August 2021 15:57 (four years ago)

Billy Joel's Second Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 August 2021 10:29 (four years ago)

Heart's Mistral Wind

“Heroin” (ft. Bobby Gillespie) (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

Phil's Calling

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 August 2021 19:42 (four years ago)

The Donner Party’s Nightmare

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 August 2021 22:50 (four years ago)

a poot stamping on a human face forever

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:55 (four years ago)

these poots are made for walking

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (four years ago)

where have all the poot boys gone

unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:56 (four years ago)

The Jesus is king

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 August 2021 23:58 (four years ago)

The Transfiguration

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

The failed substantiation

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:15 (four years ago)

I do want to say that sometimes when I have to shit but it’s not convenient to do so for say, 9-10 hours, I feel like my body starts to transform the delayed poop into a kind of gas, so that I can occasionally just fart and release some pressure. Not sure what that’s called.

“200 people, 2 stalls, 1 guy who is holding it”

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 August 2021 01:22 (four years ago)

seven months pass...

The Wayward Wind

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2022 14:03 (four years ago)

one month passes...

The Roast Beef Sammy

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:56 (four years ago)

The Dutch Oven

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:58 (four years ago)

the pyrrhic release

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:00 (four years ago)

The Tommyknockers

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:07 (four years ago)

Toxic Masculinity

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:16 (four years ago)

The Blunderbuss

calstars, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:18 (four years ago)

The Rob Bonta

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:30 (four years ago)

The Bocky Pop

BrianB, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:58 (four years ago)

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:00 (four years ago)

The Bobo Honk

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 20:02 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Wake Up Call

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 22 May 2022 08:29 (four years ago)

The Garlic Press

Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, 22 May 2022 12:22 (four years ago)

the Brakhage Overload

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:48 (four years ago)

Fine Wind, Clear Morning

jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2022 13:51 (four years ago)


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