i think i had this a couple times when i was already dehydrated / heat-strokey?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
In the hospital, rightly label a fall risk, on weird antibiotics.
Thanks to those I think I've shit the bed at least 8 or 9 times today.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
^^underrated Radiohead lyric.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
you think you have but you haven't, or you've done it so much that you can't count?
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Thursday, 29 October 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link
Lost count.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link
I like to think the ward nurses just wheel in a new bed every 40 minutes, swap you over, and throw the last one out the window.
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Thursday, 29 October 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link
What happened?
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link
XP Nah, they just roll me over, clean me up, and change the pad under me.
The first time they used a bedpan, but things were too fast and furious to stay that course.
This was topped by three final attacks during a shift change, with me sitting in my own shit watching Anderson Cooper for an hour waiting for who actually was my night nurse.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link
Huge abcess on the back of my thigh. Antibiotics gave me the shits.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link
...and today's my birthday.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link
How huge is huge
― calstars, Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:29 (three years ago) link
Maybe four or five inches of hard stuff that softens and tapers down to my knee.
Tl;Dr; lapsed diabetic injured himself in same place in household accidental falls earlier in the month, thought it was just really stiff muscles. Was very wrong.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
Aww damn :(.
Happy birthday, even if it's not feeling amazing right now.
Hope you feel better soon.
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:42 (three years ago) link
Sorry dude. Year has nowhere to go but up!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 29 October 2020 03:15 (three years ago) link
Feel better, man.
― peace, man, Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:13 (three years ago) link
That is ROUGH and I hope it all clears up swiftly. I remember being scoured clean by antibiotics I took for a bad tooth once, some moments of great panic looking for a restroom.
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
sorry about yr abcess. last time i was on antibiotics it gave me a yeast infection. preferable to shitting oneself imo. and happy birthday? today is mine. happy birthday to us!
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:39 (three years ago) link
Antibiotics are the worst except for all the things they save us from. Happy birthday!
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
happy birthdays grisso and harbl!!
― sarahell, Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
ditto happy birthdays!
Sorry for your troubles Grisso :(
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
They've ended up putting me in diapers.
Had a wound pump installed this morning. Should be interesting.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
can't believe you're not listing 'obscure songs i heard in the hospital'
good luck man <3
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
There's no music in this hospital :-(
Maybe I'll blast some Replacements or Northern Soul off Spotify later.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link
Yikes! Good wishes for you and all your seeping holes.
― edited for dog profanity (sic), Friday, 30 October 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link
Wound Vacuum, don't know where pump came from.
So many people have handled my genitals and butthole the past few days.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link
Saying hello and get better Grisso
From the toilet, where i am currently sitting
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
Man, that is rough. I remember my diabetic sister having to deal with an abscess right at the top of her ass crack. I don’t recall antibiotics trouble, just a PHN coming every day to change out the packing materiel.
― just1n3, Friday, 30 October 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
^^^ https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pilonidal-cyst/symptoms-causes/syc-20376329
They're supposed to be so painful. A coworker had one last year and it took months to heal.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:30 (three years ago) link
To clarify - I don't have one. I was saying (two months later) that that was what Justine's sister probably had.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:31 (three years ago) link
I've had one, two of my kids have had them, my father had one, both of my parents-in-law have had one. They are a drag.
― All cars are bad (Euler), Sunday, 10 January 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link
Lads this pfizer vax #1 has turned me into a violently farting engine
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:51 (three years ago) link
Nah bro it’s the veggie burger and chips
― calstars, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link
hemorrhoids keep getting worse and worse until sitting down just becomes difficult. #thisis41
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:14 (one year ago) link
Be thankful they’re not thrombosedIf they are I’m really sorry for you dude
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link
Up that fiber and lower that cheese intake
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
They're not thankfully.
That's the problem, addicted to cheese
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
Cheese is delicious in all of its variations
― calstars, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link
Fiber pills have been helping a lot. I was having to do prep H suppositories for a while just to get things under control.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 11 November 2022 01:00 (one year ago) link
tofu cheese maybe?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
please do not misread that with my display name in mind
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there. and if your eyes have not yet been opened to the glory of #bidetlife, then a world of bliss awaits u
― “humanity, whom I love” (cat), Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there.
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
cat entirely otm
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link
do you have one of those donut pillows? having spent much of the past 20 years in a van, I bought one & remembered to bring it with me on my int'l trip this time. it is, to put the point directly, saving my ass.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 08:55 (one year ago) link
I don't but I think it's time to get one!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link
yeah just search hemmorrhoid pillows. there's inflatable ones people use or there's cushion ones. they help if you gotta SOA a lot.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one on one meeting was fun.
Ended just in the nick of time
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:46 (eight months ago) link
The meeting or the waste elimination? Or both?
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:49 (eight months ago) link
Had to read that a few times
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:50 (eight months ago) link