poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
― tony orlando and dawng (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 5 October 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)
Why the fuck this thread got to float to the top of the new answers bowl when im eating some delicious pizza
― The Atlantis Mystery Solved! (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 5 October 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)
dude, considering your ilx history here....!!!!
― tony orlando and dawng (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 5 October 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)
it's true. i'm all about the pizza.
― The Atlantis Mystery Solved! (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 5 October 2008 04:10 (seventeen years ago)
"Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!"
― Ioannis, Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
Who wrote that? I'm drawing a blank. Was it Donne? Swift?
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)
NM - my friend Gooogle confirmed it was Swift.
― Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
yep.
― Ioannis, Sunday, 5 October 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
more than 50% of poll participants shit two or more times a day. How do you people have time for jobs?
― ShNick (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)
who says you can't work on the can
― jonty alouette (electricsound), Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)
I was sweating just waiting for the results.but thank god, I'm average. now no one can dispute my pooping preferences.
― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ toilet sitta
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)
I'm more surprised that so many people don't even need to shit every day. How is that possible?
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 October 2008 06:24 (seventeen years ago)
o, the humanity!
― Ioannis, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 08:23 (seventeen years ago)
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 06:35 (seventeen years ago)
Seems like the denizens of this board would be interested in this site:http://www.poopandmemory.org/
― jaymc, Friday, 30 April 2010 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
as i reach for the last half inch of a nearly depleted french press of coffee even though i am already highly caffeinated, i notice the colonies of floating grinds and am fully aware that i am most likely going to trigger a sizeable pooping event. every gulp leads me closer to the glorious conclusion
― Z S, Friday, 25 January 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
*gulps* *farts*
― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Sunday, 27 January 2013 06:21 (thirteen years ago)
I really hate pooping.
― cloacachella (how's life), Sunday, 27 January 2013 11:38 (thirteen years ago)
Somebody should make a poop centrifuge for people who hate pooping. You get into it, it spins you round really fast, and centrifugal force just pulls the poop out of you.
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
Pooptrifuge(tm)
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
Then they could get William Shatner to do the adverts.
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
pooptrifuge.com - no-one register that domain, I've got dibs on it.
― Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Sunday, 27 January 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
yesterday it felt like I was trying to pass that rolling ball from Raiders of the Lost Ark
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)
I don't know if that's good or bad
― Dreamland, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)
painful but reverent
― Neanderthal, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)
Haha, a word that has never been attributed to poop by anyone ever
― Dreamland, Friday, 20 June 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)
being awakened by one’s need to shit is never good
i mean it’s better than *not* being awakened by one’s need to shit, but how about we just leave all the shitting to normal daytime hours
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 09:47 (seven years ago)
t/s: being awakened by one's need to shit vs being awakened by someone else's need to shit
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 10:41 (seven years ago)
vs failing to awake despite one's urgent need to shit
vs one's urgent need to shit triggering a narcoleptic episode
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:23 (seven years ago)
*dreamcatcher*
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:38 (seven years ago)
one's urgent need to shit triggering a narcoleptic episode
s(h)itcom waiting to happen imo
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:45 (seven years ago)
Sacha Baron Cohen's next project.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:51 (seven years ago)
just read this at snopes...
In 1965 a ‘grossly obese’ man survived without eating for 1 year and 17 days. He lived entirely off his copious body fat and vitamins, and ended up losing 125kg [276 lb] of weight with no adverse effects. Also, he only pooped every 40 – 50 days
― Kim Kimberly, Friday, 27 July 2018 13:52 (seven years ago)
He later became the 45th President of the United States.
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 13:55 (seven years ago)
Pooping should be a glorious ritual reserved for the early morning, immediately before showering
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 27 July 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)
I mean, if you want to jump the gun and pretend that there isn't a perfectly functional drain in the shower, sure.
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 July 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)
IMPORTANT: Steven Bochco fired the lead actor from MURDER ONE because his morning dump made him an hour late to set every single day. Please RT! pic.twitter.com/xLHorB33KL— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) July 26, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 21:39 (seven years ago)
murder two morelike
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 July 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)
that's so hilarious to me. just how recalcitrant about it he was
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 July 2018 22:01 (seven years ago)
that's fuckin right
Sample Could Not Be ProcessedThe Cologuard (TM) test was assigned to this specimen.The stool exceeds the allowable weight (300 grams). The patient will be contacted to initiate a new sample collection.
The Cologuard (TM) test was assigned to this specimen.
The stool exceeds the allowable weight (300 grams). The patient will be contacted to initiate a new sample collection.
(also why is *too much sample* a bad thing?)
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 December 2025 06:30 (six months ago)
lol
― Cow_Art, Friday, 12 December 2025 09:54 (six months ago)