uh, max otm
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 June 2009 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like she's trying to guilt trip you so you won't ask for the $$
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Thursday, 25 June 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
invite her over for nostalgia sex and demand the money in exchange for her clothers
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link
loool
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 26 June 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Hoos get yr $$$ is you can and then no mas w/her, eh?
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Friday, 26 June 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Roxy, u killin' me, boo.
― tehresa, Friday, 26 June 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
hoos i believe the relevant phrase in this situation is iirc
fuck bitches
get money
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 26 June 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck money, get bitches
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 26 June 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Major points to noodle vague for posting raving I'm raving
― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't really know big hoos the steendriver but this thread has greatly endeared him to me
― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
ne'er encountered the phrase 'revenge fuck' before, kudos to hoos' roomie for expanding my consciousness
― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
what about grudge fuck
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 June 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
nor that
― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link
neat concept mind, if i held grudges i'd be sure to consider it
― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link
also roxy your post roughly 15 upthread is priceless
― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link
it is the kind of post which is not excelsiored because everyone assumes everyone else is rushing to excelsior it
― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link
hoos, add a $500 cleaning fee to the debt she owes
that's what landlords charge, right?
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Saturday, 27 June 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^^
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 June 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
bill her via telegram and sign the telegram "friend"
call her tearfully and tell her what a mistake you made ending the relationship, and how nothing would make you happier than just getting some coffee with her and seeing her one more time, and if she doesn't even want to take you back, just seeing her that one last time would mean everything to you, blah blah blah.
then, don't go. you don't get your money back, but it would probably be worth $1000.
― a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Saturday, 27 June 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
oh i get it... because doing that would be COLD AS ICE.
sweet.
― a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Saturday, 27 June 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Well,
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
better come up with a solid reason that I dumped u before u call today
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
u_U
lol :/
― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
\(o_o)/
― harbl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
dumped a dude on the sidewalk at pilot light, bad form imo
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
in everyones o
Dear Dude,
I feel really bad about dumping you on the sidewalk. It was a bad decision and I regret it. I was wondering if you would like to have dinner on Friday so I could dump you again more properly. You are an okay-ish but not great guy and you deserve that much.
Love but not in love,Roxymuzak
― nabisco, Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
startlingly otm, but there will be no dinner consumed
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
any time anyone says anything about grindcore you start talking about the locust
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
HEY TRY DOING THIS WHILE YOU'RE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD
― I'm Australian or some other weird nationality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link
It's great fun!!
i've had breakups where it would've been a better option, i think.
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
― I'm Australian or some other weird nationality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 8:11 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is this like the Australian version of 'i have a girlfriend ... she lives in canada'
― mustafa moe money (deej), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah iirc it is a hell of a lot easier on opposite sides of the world. doi
― go cram on 'em (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link
though probably there'd be less opportunity for other people to bring up grindcore and him to always mention the Locust.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
thats what hapenned when we were together, duhwe are now talking about breakups
― go cram on 'em (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
hapenned????happened
I was merely commenting on the fact that w/long distance relationships a lot of the annoyances/warning signs of a relationship that isn't gonna work out aren't as apparent or don't exist.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
ok
breaking up, on the other hand, is hella easy when the person isnt in your face 24/7 or indeed at all
― go cram on 'em (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
that's the truth ... I remember dating/breaking up with someone who was my housemate at the time, and the constant proximity post-breakup drove me psycho.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
been there i feel for u girl
― go cram on 'em (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
It was a fairly big house - about 25 people lived there, and his room was directly beneath mine, so I could hear him and his rebound girlfriend going at it. At which point, I'd put on Throbbing Gristle Live at the Death Factory extremely loudly and leave the house.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha <3 thats amazing behavior
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 July 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
It was weird that I got so aggro - I dumped him, but the rebound girl was so gross, I felt it was a personal insult.
― well I'm married to a limping, crescent-shaped abortion (sarahel), Thursday, 16 July 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Guys, I like closure. And to be honest, I wanted this relationship after she came back.
― I'm Australian or some other weird nationality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 July 2009 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link
we're back together fwiw and iirc
― go cram on 'em (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 July 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 6:51 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^will be addressed.
― go cram on 'em (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 July 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
dude de-dumped
― velko, Friday, 17 July 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link