we went back to the original place, the one with the basket of food that detonated later on, only once more
the buck got overly excited during a discussion on football and the bouncer ejected him for and i quote "braying like an ass"
we had been the only two people in the entire establishment.
man, fuck that place
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2019 01:10 (four years ago) link
lock ilx
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 8 November 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link
otm
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 November 2019 01:34 (four years ago) link
greatest story ever told
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 8 November 2019 01:55 (four years ago) link
what do the buck and the sensible lad call *you* though
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 November 2019 01:56 (four years ago) link
thats not even what i call them
i leave no trace, unlike the two lads
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:07 (four years ago) link
not even 'the fucking goal-scorer ffs' ?
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:11 (four years ago) link
its fair to say they know where to play me but twouldnt be the first characteristic that occurred after thirty years
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:17 (four years ago) link
Celtic Dick
― sarahell, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link
This is the sequel to the Red Riding Trilogy
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 November 2019 06:34 (four years ago) link
marginally fewer victims
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2019 07:54 (four years ago) link
Oh christ man
― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Friday, 8 November 2019 08:03 (four years ago) link
great revive― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 November 2019 14:30 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 November 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link
spending the weekend with the two lads
will pass on rgds
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
Have you considered writing an anonymous memoir at any point
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 January 2020 06:06 (four years ago) link
this may be it tbh
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Friday, 24 January 2020 08:20 (four years ago) link
this is incredible, yr detail of rural pub life and chat and all thatI only just read jim’s one about the fridge and Im in bits between ye both
― steer karma (gyac), Friday, 24 January 2020 09:04 (four years ago) link
ill tell you who was in bits between us both, the buck was
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Friday, 24 January 2020 09:29 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhFRPSPXcAILXJJ?format=png&name=large
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link
"it's the ole POOP IN COOKING EQUIPMENT prank!"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
lol of course it's Miranda July, creator of "pooping back and forth"
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link
what the hell
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link
i'm almost as bothered by the superfluous "from my point of view,"
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link
"from my point of view, I had to shit in a pressing way. From another's, I was ruining his scrambled eggs"
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link
In galway tonight with the two lads, will take it easy just in case
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 July 2021 08:55 (two years ago) link
A dumb story - A friend of mine fell for a guy who lived in New York, he came to London to visit her for the first time to and stay in her little flat in Shepherd's Bush. So he gets there all fine and well, and the next morning she goes off to work, our guy shakes off his jet lag, goes and takes a poop and for some reason, it absolutely would not flush away and remained determinedly buoyant.
So he's panicking all day about how to cope with getting this poo situation squared away.
In the end, it's all fine, everyone laughs about it later, but as a result, we started to wonder if there was perhaps some sort of compatibility issues between US and UK poo, like a kinda PAL vs NTSC thing? And if he'd have to start eating London food for it to work out.
― Maresn3st, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link
Drape in loo roll and once thus snagged flush to oblivion
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link