have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

Xxpost

what I want to know actually -- is do dudes take a new picture of their dick prior to sending, or do they have a pre-curated dick pic portfolio?

it's called "dickollage"

was it over or under 6" that should tell you

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

it isn't like the dude held a tape measure up to it ... I have no idea!

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

now I'm tempted to post Nick Offerman's old headshot to the thread as it's thematically appropriate

Xxpost maybe he used the metric system too cmon now

Xpost lol i just looked it up and...yeah

the previously existing "critique my dick pic" tumblr leads me to believe that there could be definite reuse of pictures. if you make the effort to craft a good photo, why not get some mileage out of it?

otoh maybe it's more like learning the rules of good photography and once you've learned the correct lighting and angles, the mise en scène, you can just manufacture good pics on demand

idk, maybe it's like having a bad hair day -- sometimes you just aren't going to get a good result atm, so you use a pre-existing pic? Though the context, at least my sense of it is, that it is supposed to be contemporaneous to illustrate the fellow sending it is hard for the recipient?

stock cock photos

that’s why i always plop my wang next to today’s newspaper

*plop* there it is

I didn't sleep much last night, sorry everyone

evocative

like the fish market wrapping tomorrow's catch in yesterday's paper

dickollage! lolllllllll

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

I lolled very hard at this

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

*plop* there it is

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, September 9, 2019 1:36 PM bookmarkflaglink

Scuse me sonny, you know where I can find some

I would prefer not to take the risk of having preexisting penile portraiture hanging around on my phone for very long tbh

I am now hearing the Blondie song "Hanging on the Telephone" in a new way

also OPP = Original Penile Portraiture

You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dickpics

the ploppening

I gave my love a dick pic
That had no bone

You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
Then I noticed yours was red, mine was baby pink

he sent dick pics in a fever
harder than a pepper sprout
we've been talking about Houston
ever since the fire went out
because unsolicited dick pics are now illegal in the state of Texas

I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it
It was just a dickpic

I find the most disarming response to these texts is usually "where's the rest of it?"

i've found "sorry, wrong number" to also be effective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

You could also try "... DAD????"

Q: why would anybody do this

Toxic masculinity?

No ish with consensual sharing, obviously sending unsolicited pics should be illegal everywhere

what if you’ve got a really great hog tho

My girlfriend-at-the-time got one and was really upset by it and actually tried to report it to the police and they were like "we can't arrest a dick" and told her to just "ignore it".

Then she got another one from same dude an hour later. Cops still didn't care. And I had even identified the likely culprit through reverse engineering and background check dbs. Still no dice.

I have no idea what the law is here though.

She blocked the number once she realized how useless law enforcement was.

i think it's one of those things that revolves around the issue of "solicited" -- it's like consent -- does it have to be "consistent and enthusiastic"? Like is it required for someone to explicitly say, "please send me a picture of your penis" or is it acceptable in the course of flirting?

seems like it’s only polite to ask ‘hey luv mind if i send you a pic of me spam javelin’ ahead of time imo

that seemed to be the consensus on this thread at the beginning, but I doubt that is the case now

Even when I sent my naughty pic to my gf, i didn't do it without warning, but that's cos im ugly and i wanted to lower her expectations first

I've only sent dick pics when explicitly solicited. would feel weird to send one unbidden, even in the context of a long-term sexual relationship

and sending one to someone you've just been digitally small-talking with is serious psycho shit

some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.

but I do give feedback.

"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"

maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis

I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here

Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.

Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.

maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol