have to say lads if this OP is the only thing i leave behind me in this world itll all have been worth it
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:03 (seven years ago)
can we talk again about the poop shelf because im in a fashionable restaurant and uh theyve not quite nailed the design here
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 21:11 (seven years ago)
need some details on the location of this restaurant and the size/location/angle of this failed shelf
― mh, Friday, 22 February 2019 22:07 (seven years ago)
Yes
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:15 (seven years ago)
pics or it didn't happen
― macropuente (map), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:28 (seven years ago)
suffice to say
im dredging here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:49 (seven years ago)
under eu law you cant fish pelagic shoals in the manner im currently emulating here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:50 (seven years ago)
this was the first week, since the end of january, that i didn't have an anoscope in my ass \0/
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:06 (seven years ago)
sorry you’re missing out this week dude
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:18 (seven years ago)
I already had my tickets for Wednesday s showing...
Rats
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:27 (seven years ago)
something something periscope something something
(something something twitch something something)
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:37 (seven years ago)
Still waiting to crap after yesterday's surgery
convinced the site will come undone when i do
yes ive taken all the Usual Stuff
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 17:26 (six years ago)
Isn’t Dr Nick the name of the crackpot simpsons doctor? That is never a good sign. Hoping everything holds together for you
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 17:27 (six years ago)
safe crapping
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 17:30 (six years ago)
i named him Dr Nick in tribute, yes
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:20 (six years ago)
fucking Disney fanboys
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:31 (six years ago)
this is unpleasant
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:33 (six years ago)
so did you uh, blow out a sidewall or was it more toward where the rubber meets the road?
― untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:37 (six years ago)
lets just say i don't have such stones anymore
anyway, the Eagle has landed, but the pain remains
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:55 (six years ago)
would you say that, like a knife that cuts you, the wound heals - but that scar - that scar will remain?
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:00 (six years ago)
Tracer, you know i love ya but shame on you for quoting that shit i just googled.
Anyway, were my hospital's instructions to take stuff that the interwebs says counteracts the laxative action? WHY, YES.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:16 (six years ago)
There's a time to shit and a time for GodThe last shit I took was pretty fuckin' odd
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:18 (six years ago)
hey and how great that my supervising cancer doctor leaves me a message on my landline (useless) on Friday afternoon, capping with "Call me early next week." Lots to imagine!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:16 (six years ago)
prob just wanting to check in, don't read too much into it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:19 (six years ago)
no, she only calls when there's "news"
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:34 (six years ago)
wow, guess you better get a cell phone
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:40 (six years ago)
nice try
maybe she could call my work # like other doctors do. it's not hard.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:47 (six years ago)
so yeah, balls still ache round the clock
hoping to get hooked on painkillers
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 12:43 (six years ago)
ugh I’m sorry to hear that
― Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 13:06 (six years ago)
xref to scored a goal ffs thread
last minute winner struck with such fury across myself that i pulled a rib and popped an orange
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 August 2019 21:39 (six years ago)
So stressed out today I got back spasms causing me nausea.
Flying to Vegas. Hope it cooperates
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 August 2019 23:44 (six years ago)
*eye twitches for the ten thousandth time in a month* I hear you, man
― untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:00 (six years ago)
Ugh. That's usually how it manifests, is the weird thing.
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:05 (six years ago)
But hey...Vegas.
I've got haemorrhoids again
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 August 2019 01:42 (six years ago)
I have hemorrhoids AND back spasms, and general nerve pain messing with my back.
I took a couple weeks off from my exercise routine, which was a real bad plan.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 02:48 (six years ago)
had exactly the type of crossed-whatsapp group mishap one would discount as hackery in a sitcom about this incident this morning
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 16 August 2019 08:31 (six years ago)
Yesterday i had a first.
In Vegas at a buffet, got so drunk i couldn't find my table again after I got up to get food.
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 August 2019 18:25 (six years ago)
how you coming along here morbs?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:17 (six years ago)
hernia, good? (still 'uncomfortable')
Big Stuff, not so good
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:26 (six years ago)
time to switch to hydrox. sending hopes prayers and sanitized wipes your way.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:34 (six years ago)
one of the bathrooms i often use in the building i work in is now "all genders" and i feel self-conscious dropping a big gross deuce in the adjacent stall to a woman
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 19:05 (six years ago)
Just remember that woman is nuking her own toilet at the same time.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:46 (six years ago)
as in smell, sound .... ? Does the bathroom have bad ventilation / an inadequate fan?
― sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:07 (six years ago)
Is the bathroom like the Flintstones
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:18 (six years ago)
Smell and sound. Theres no bathroom I know of that neutralises shit smells and sounds as it comes out, ymmv
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:24 (six years ago)
Dropping boulders?
Then some fucking sloth comes out and complains about being used as toilet paper?
xp
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:27 (six years ago)
Yesterday while wanking I suddenly got a headache. It was better within an hour, but Googling the symptoms fed the hypochondria monster.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:33 (six years ago)
oh the sex headache (coital cephalgia) is totally fine and common and probably nothing serious. has happened to me on occasion going back 15 years or so.
when it's happened to me it has hurt like hell and the first time it happened i thought something was seriously wrong with me and freaked the fuck out
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 21:35 (six years ago)
xxp- i have had work bathrooms where the vent fan sounds like an airplane taking off - it pretty much overpowered any unamplified bodily sound
― sarahell, Monday, 28 October 2019 21:36 (six years ago)