silby, I also desire centaurs. Thank you for your frank answer, j.lu!
― dentyne ice, Thursday, 6 September 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)
How is ur frank doin
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 September 2018 01:58 (seven years ago)
LOL all indications are that my finding a boyfriend would trigger the heat death of the universe, and we can't be having THAT, can we? (*Longs for a man to whom I could say "I want to climb you like a mountain and ride you like a draft horse," and proceed to do just that*)
― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:03 (seven years ago)
j.lu rly intrigued abt yr height now
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:05 (seven years ago)
5'7". The challenge is my weight.
― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:07 (seven years ago)
I'm two-foot-eight in heels so I know what the other end of that spectrum feels like.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:08 (seven years ago)
xpost
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:09 (seven years ago)
In case you were unclear on what my asinine comment was referring to.
I once had sex with a very big man indeed and, to be honest, I found it confusing. We were not a match, to say the least.
― dentyne ice, Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:10 (seven years ago)
thread got real yo
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:14 (seven years ago)
I have way too much time to think about sex, and no opportunity to put those thoughts into action.
― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:24 (seven years ago)
big honkers
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:24 (seven years ago)
xp
are you committed to seeking it out through traditional avenues or would you be willing to spend money on it
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:27 (seven years ago)
Since I am doing so poorly seeking it out through traditional channels, I hesitate to take alternative measures.
― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:28 (seven years ago)
Centaurs are strangely ok erotic. I wonder if it's the uber musculature and handsome/blandness of the human face.
I've been drinking, so I feel like I typed everything out wrong.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:30 (seven years ago)
what is "hang dog fucking"? Do I have to put on a Droopy mask?
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:31 (seven years ago)
I was about to google that, but figured it's not my thing.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:31 (seven years ago)
yerac living the single life
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)
heh, i associate "hang dog" with droopy balls swaddling something. I am assuming it's not my thing.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:03 (seven years ago)
Hang dog AKA Ethan Hunt stylee fyi
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:08 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/1jWVfhZ.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:10 (seven years ago)
I want that mug more than anything I have ever wanted in my entire life.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:11 (seven years ago)
Ethan Hunt style sounds like fucking while jumping out of a plane at 30k feet
Which I might be into, tbh
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:12 (seven years ago)
Talking about eroticism in a public forum is such a turn off that what I most desire is to remain silent about my eroticism and to share it only with those with whom I am most intimate.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:13 (seven years ago)
I find your position both otm and erotically stimulating.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:17 (seven years ago)
https://ctl.s6img.com/society6/img/6QGlUbnc1UAUwX0_8ymams8FjAQ/h_264,w_264/rugs/horizontal/medium/~artwork,fw_3004,fh_4501,fx_278,fy_927,iw_2475,ih_3825/s6-original-art-uploads/society6/uploads/misc/cd2c8b1e60bc442b8c139d2743042895/~~/my-kink-is-being-kinkshamed407341-rugs.jpg
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:27 (seven years ago)
Not mouthshitting?
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:29 (seven years ago)
locking this thread
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 6 September 2018 04:42 (seven years ago)
could do with a move to ILTMI and NSFW tag
― the late great, Thursday, 6 September 2018 04:46 (seven years ago)
Love the new interactive sponsored content
― 🦅 (Trϵϵship), Thursday, 6 September 2018 05:08 (seven years ago)
Anaïs Nin erotic short stories about hang dogging
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 September 2018 05:17 (seven years ago)
Kegel enthusiasts.
― godless hippie skank (Sanpaku), Thursday, 6 September 2018 09:50 (seven years ago)
Kugel enthusiasts
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 10:21 (seven years ago)
thw sweet release of death
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 September 2018 12:59 (seven years ago)
Was planning to help u out with that but your revelation just made it weird.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 13:20 (seven years ago)
if by 'weird' you mean 'hotter' then yeah, otm
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 September 2018 14:07 (seven years ago)
Of course that's what I meant, damn you.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 14:13 (seven years ago)
ilxmailed u my home address and desired method of dispatch, thx in advance
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 September 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)
Keurig enthusiasts
― strong deutan (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 September 2018 14:50 (seven years ago)
walter koenig enthusiasts
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 September 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)
DeviantArt Orville Redenbacher memorial illustrations
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)
audio clips of Garfield & Friends (TV show) taken out of contact to make it sound as if Wade the Duck (Howard Morris) is sucking Orson the Pig (Gregg Berger)'s dick
― ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:47 (seven years ago)
*context
― ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 6 September 2018 16:29 (seven years ago)
yes I've been thinking about this scenario for 42 minutes
― ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 6 September 2018 16:30 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeYKXEy1q8c
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 16:38 (seven years ago)
ok lol
― ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 6 September 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)
star trek cosplay.
― ian, Monday, 10 September 2018 23:25 (seven years ago)