tub fart is science fart because tub fart lets you see the bubbles continue to dribble out and rise long after the internal physical sensation has ended, scientifically confirming that farts begin before you feel them and continue after you don't
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:01 (six years ago) link
my new hypothesis is that we are always farting, and it is scientific because it can be tested and disproven. but it's totally right
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:02 (six years ago) link
I am always farting tbh
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 March 2018 06:12 (six years ago) link
i just like how the bubbles feel as they rise to the surface, especially if they do so frontward
― Lee626, Friday, 16 March 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link
I’ll take one hydrobubble massage, please. With extra bubbles.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link
more of a second thought but
i have actually hit the ceiling in my younger days
she hit the roof immediately after, metaphorically. it was her sister's kitchen. talk about harshing my buzz.
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
Garlic Farts...
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link
nice,
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
c'est bon
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
Garts
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
never noticed allium making any inroads on fragrancing my farts.
brassica on the other hand. oh boy.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link
listening to Bruce Hornsby, masturbating
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link
(glad I remembered the comma)
thanks for checking in!
― ogmor, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:40 (five years ago) link
were you using zing in the other hand
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:44 (five years ago) link
"Listen to the Mandolin Wank..."
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link
Some things'll never change...
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 December 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link
Super spicy Sichuan hotpot apparently falls into the “hurts going in and out” category, along with Thai food. Mexican and Indian are in the “hurts going in only” category.
― joygoat, Saturday, 22 December 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link
gf got me a squatty potty for xmas. absolutely loving it tbh
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link
really? like a major difference?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
yeah, just satisfying good transit at normal times, less strain at bad times. not a game-changer if you have like serious constipation issues or whatever i wouldn't think, but definitely an improved way of crapping
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
only a fool with no self-respect would neglect to master the art of the dump
― ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
also this being tmi i can say this: i have always been a more frequent shitter than the average person (my dad occasionally would call me by the nickname "Pato" - duck in Spanish - when i was growing up) so marginal gains in that department are maybe more important to me than other people.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 7 January 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
feel like the squatty potty works as a tool to retrain your stance and muscle memory to the extent you're doing things more effectively even without it, eventually
― mh, Monday, 7 January 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
I got a colonic once and the woman automatically put the squatty potty thing in front of the toilet after.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
It was an odd day when I got a sponsored FB ad with the header "<Vague Crush> Likes SQUATTY POTTY".
But not as odd as when I'd be up late and see she'd tag her then-boyfriend in the comment sections on stories about anorgasmia and related topics.
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 January 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link
had blood in my stool recently so tomorrow I'm getting a camera put up my butt (not a colonoscopy, literally just a camera into the anus to look for internal hemorrhoids)
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link
Oh damn! Hope you're alright!
I had my first bout of prostatitis last week and boy howdy was that some pain! Fortunately, I ran right up to the urgent care clinic and the cipro they gave me took care of things in about a day.
― peace, man, Monday, 28 January 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link
i'll be stoked if i have internal hemorrhoids tbh. not unduly worried about anything more nefarious at work
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link
gl
― david waster phallus (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link
best of luck
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 01:10 (five years ago) link
i have internal haemorrhoids which is totally nbd. i had one of the three banded this morning, the whole procedure of finding them and banding one of them took less than a minute.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
... congratulations? i feel weird congratulating you on that.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link
no i'll take it. I'm happy, was the outcome i was looking for
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link
good news
now to eat soft fibrous foods and stay hydated, which is generally good practice anyway, right?
― mh, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
yeah, I'm chugging some water, going to eat some oat bran or something later
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
I have an external one, which I've had for a long time, and so didn't really consider as a possibility once I started getting blood in my stool during the year. Unlike jim (congratulations jim!) I was unduly worried.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
had the second one banded yesterday. so i only have to go back next week for the final banding and a week later for a final examination and then hopefully no doctor's probing me for a while
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link
have to say lads if this OP is the only thing i leave behind me in this world itll all have been worth it
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link
can we talk again about the poop shelf because im in a fashionable restaurant and uh theyve not quite nailed the design here
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 21:11 (five years ago) link
need some details on the location of this restaurant and the size/location/angle of this failed shelf
― mh, Friday, 22 February 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link
Yes
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link
pics or it didn't happen
― macropuente (map), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link
suffice to say
im dredging here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link
under eu law you cant fish pelagic shoals in the manner im currently emulating here
― cristiano ornaldo (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link
this was the first week, since the end of january, that i didn't have an anoscope in my ass \0/
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link
sorry you’re missing out this week dude
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
I already had my tickets for Wednesday s showing...
Rats
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
something something periscope something something
(something something twitch something something)
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link
Still waiting to crap after yesterday's surgery
convinced the site will come undone when i do
yes ive taken all the Usual Stuff
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link