wtf I don't know about this and i don't want to
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link
imo the most defensible Zizek video clip of all time is him ruminating on german toilets
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link
There is an all-time classic thread on ile abt this that I can't find right now.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
Classic or dud: pissing on your belt
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link
i am a bit of a toilet connoisseur
where do i find more info on this type of toilet?
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
germany
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
tbf that is all zizek video clips iirc
― mark s, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
xp
thank you captain obvious
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link
or Austria!
the shelf is pretty close to the rim so you can't really avoid looking at it unless you can somehow flush without turning around
at least I was happy with my...performance...today
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link
Euler, saying you are in a "German speaking country" is a terrible effort to try and conceal you are in Austria tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
Hey most swiss speak german too you know
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link
I am in Vienna fwiw. the schnitzel I just had for dinner will be examined on the shelf tomorrow, tune in later for details
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link
Mein gott
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ozmcaOBoLSY2k/giphy-downsized-large.gif
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link
xxp
dude there's wienerschnitzels all over the usa i hope u kno
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link
OMG, that thread
― Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link
I didn't come here just for the schnitzel but I'm gonna relish the show nonetheless
japanese toilets >>>>>>>>>>> sit-down without shelf >>>>> sit-down with shelf >>>>>>>>>>> squat
could poll but you know
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link
ballot poll with photos maybe
come for the schnitzel, stay for the schitz-shelf
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link
Is this boiard ready for a poll of best shelf shits?
― Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
i will participate butt it should be said my bum has met its toiletmate
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link
no it is not a poll of shit shelves it is (or would be) a poll of toilets, some of which have shelves, most of which thankfully do not
but I mean did I say clearly enough how raw the shelf action is?
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
it would be weird if it was cooked tbf
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link
Who the fuck cannot flush without turning round is this some strange new disability I haven't come across
― Planck Blather (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link
are these toilets suitable for all butt types?
― bald butte (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
my workplace has toilets that flush automatically, but I feel checking to make sure a second flush isn't needed is still common courtesy
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
I've only passed through dublin airport so I don't know the irish scene but there are a lot of different kinds of flushers and some just aren't amenable to the sit and spin. in this hotel room for instance it's a big fuckin slab I have to press and it's kind of high up relative to the toilet so I'm not gonna contort like that just to avoid admiring my magnificent creation
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link
you might just need to wipe, stand fully erect, turn and flush once
but i mean
are you a three point shooter or a slam dunker though?
― bald butte (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link
I'm tony dungy
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link
don’t turn around, don’t wipe, don’t flush imojust power out of the cubicle and get on with your life ffs, time’s a-wastin
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
The toilet equivalent of all net baby I don't hit porcelain until the deposit is ten metres outside the house
― Planck Blather (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link
the ol hit n run
― bald butte (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link
shit n run pls
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link
One of my saddest regrets in life was not needing to poop when in the Singapore airport, the only place I’ve ever encountered squat toilets.
― joygoat, Thursday, 22 February 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link
tub fart is science fart because tub fart lets you see the bubbles continue to dribble out and rise long after the internal physical sensation has ended, scientifically confirming that farts begin before you feel them and continue after you don't
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:01 (six years ago) link
my new hypothesis is that we are always farting, and it is scientific because it can be tested and disproven. but it's totally right
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:02 (six years ago) link
I am always farting tbh
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 March 2018 06:12 (six years ago) link
i just like how the bubbles feel as they rise to the surface, especially if they do so frontward
― Lee626, Friday, 16 March 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link
I’ll take one hydrobubble massage, please. With extra bubbles.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link
more of a second thought but
i have actually hit the ceiling in my younger days
she hit the roof immediately after, metaphorically. it was her sister's kitchen. talk about harshing my buzz.
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 October 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
Garlic Farts...
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link
nice,
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
c'est bon
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
Garts
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
never noticed allium making any inroads on fragrancing my farts.
brassica on the other hand. oh boy.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link
listening to Bruce Hornsby, masturbating
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link
(glad I remembered the comma)
thanks for checking in!
― ogmor, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:40 (five years ago) link
were you using zing in the other hand
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 08:44 (five years ago) link
"Listen to the Mandolin Wank..."
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link