what's happening to our borad TMI

I'm in a hotel room in a German-speaking country, with a poop shelf toilet, and I have just been reminded of how...intimate...it can be.

I've never spent any time in germany but i always look at my shit and feel like the shelf would be helpful

I don't have any personal experience of using a poop shelf toilet, but it seems to me that the advantage of being able to look at your turds might be offset by the increased difficulty in getting a clean flush outcome.

wtf I don't know about this and i don't want to

imo the most defensible Zizek video clip of all time is him ruminating on german toilets

There is an all-time classic thread on ile abt this that I can't find right now.

Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

i am a bit of a toilet connoisseur

where do i find more info on this type of toilet?

germany

tbf that is all zizek video clips iirc

xp

thank you captain obvious

or Austria!

the shelf is pretty close to the rim so you can't really avoid looking at it unless you can somehow flush without turning around

at least I was happy with my...performance...today

Euler, saying you are in a "German speaking country" is a terrible effort to try and conceal you are in Austria tbh

Hey most swiss speak german too you know

I am in Vienna fwiw. the schnitzel I just had for dinner will be examined on the shelf tomorrow, tune in later for details

Mein gott

https://media1.giphy.com/media/ozmcaOBoLSY2k/giphy-downsized-large.gif

xxp

dude there's wienerschnitzels all over the usa i hope u kno

OMG, that thread

I didn't come here just for the schnitzel but I'm gonna relish the show nonetheless

japanese toilets >>>>>>>>>>> sit-down without shelf >>>>> sit-down with shelf >>>>>>>>>>> squat

could poll but you know

ballot poll with photos maybe

come for the schnitzel, stay for the schitz-shelf

Is this boiard ready for a poll of best shelf shits?

i will participate butt it should be said my bum has met its toiletmate

no it is not a poll of shit shelves it is (or would be) a poll of toilets, some of which have shelves, most of which thankfully do not

but I mean did I say clearly enough how raw the shelf action is?

it would be weird if it was cooked tbf

Who the fuck cannot flush without turning round is this some strange new disability I haven't come across

xxp

are these toilets suitable for all butt types?

my workplace has toilets that flush automatically, but I feel checking to make sure a second flush isn't needed is still common courtesy

I've only passed through dublin airport so I don't know the irish scene but there are a lot of different kinds of flushers and some just aren't amenable to the sit and spin. in this hotel room for instance it's a big fuckin slab I have to press and it's kind of high up relative to the toilet so I'm not gonna contort like that just to avoid admiring my magnificent creation

you might just need to wipe, stand fully erect, turn and flush once

but i mean

are you a three point shooter or a slam dunker though?

I'm tony dungy

don’t turn around, don’t wipe, don’t flush imo

just power out of the cubicle and get on with your life ffs, time’s a-wastin

The toilet equivalent of all net baby I don't hit porcelain until the deposit is ten metres outside the house

xp

the ol hit n run

shit n run pls

One of my saddest regrets in life was not needing to poop when in the Singapore airport, the only place I’ve ever encountered squat toilets.

tub fart is science fart because tub fart lets you see the bubbles continue to dribble out and rise long after the internal physical sensation has ended, scientifically confirming that farts begin before you feel them and continue after you don't

my new hypothesis is that we are always farting, and it is scientific because it can be tested and disproven. but it's totally right

I am always farting tbh

i just like how the bubbles feel as they rise to the surface, especially if they do so frontward

I’ll take one hydrobubble massage, please. With extra bubbles.

more of a second thought but

i have actually hit the ceiling in my younger days

she hit the roof immediately after, metaphorically. it was her sister's kitchen. talk about harshing my buzz.

Garlic Farts...

nice,

c'est bon

Garts

never noticed allium making any inroads on fragrancing my farts.

brassica on the other hand. oh boy.

listening to Bruce Hornsby, masturbating

(glad I remembered the comma)