(xp) tried that and it didn't work either.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link
it's like tickling, where most people can't tickle themselves and make it have the same effect iirc
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link
you have to have matthew barney show you how I guess, just watch all five films
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link
(xp) OK there's a reddit thread (of course) and one of the posts says basically that.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link
I had no idea about this physical stimulation reflex thing, I just meant going from a hot room to a cold room
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link
it's friiidayy
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/telletubbies/images/6/64/Tinky_winky_dancing.gif
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link
Apparently the reflex is also used an indicator in cases torsion of the texticle, which reminds me that in an episode of LA Law that happened to Corbin Bernsen's character.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:03 (six years ago) link
i pulled my groin a while ago as i explained in this very thread but i don't think that has anything to do with my lack of cremasteric reflex
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link
Oh wow, I was familiar with the reflex but didn't know its name. Cool.
― WilliamC, Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link
I am amused by the idea this thread has a bunch of lads out there stroking their own legs and staring at their balls in bafflement.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 27 January 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link
tbf it's not just this thread
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 January 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link
I'm in a hotel room in a German-speaking country, with a poop shelf toilet, and I have just been reminded of how...intimate...it can be.
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
I've never spent any time in germany but i always look at my shit and feel like the shelf would be helpful
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link
I don't have any personal experience of using a poop shelf toilet, but it seems to me that the advantage of being able to look at your turds might be offset by the increased difficulty in getting a clean flush outcome.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
wtf I don't know about this and i don't want to
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link
imo the most defensible Zizek video clip of all time is him ruminating on german toilets
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link
There is an all-time classic thread on ile abt this that I can't find right now.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
Classic or dud: pissing on your belt
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link
i am a bit of a toilet connoisseur
where do i find more info on this type of toilet?
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
germany
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
tbf that is all zizek video clips iirc
― mark s, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
xp
thank you captain obvious
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link
or Austria!
the shelf is pretty close to the rim so you can't really avoid looking at it unless you can somehow flush without turning around
at least I was happy with my...performance...today
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link
Euler, saying you are in a "German speaking country" is a terrible effort to try and conceal you are in Austria tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
Hey most swiss speak german too you know
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link
I am in Vienna fwiw. the schnitzel I just had for dinner will be examined on the shelf tomorrow, tune in later for details
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link
Mein gott
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ozmcaOBoLSY2k/giphy-downsized-large.gif
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link
xxp
dude there's wienerschnitzels all over the usa i hope u kno
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link
OMG, that thread
― Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link
I didn't come here just for the schnitzel but I'm gonna relish the show nonetheless
japanese toilets >>>>>>>>>>> sit-down without shelf >>>>> sit-down with shelf >>>>>>>>>>> squat
could poll but you know
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link
ballot poll with photos maybe
come for the schnitzel, stay for the schitz-shelf
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link
Is this boiard ready for a poll of best shelf shits?
― Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
i will participate butt it should be said my bum has met its toiletmate
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link
no it is not a poll of shit shelves it is (or would be) a poll of toilets, some of which have shelves, most of which thankfully do not
but I mean did I say clearly enough how raw the shelf action is?
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
it would be weird if it was cooked tbf
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link
Who the fuck cannot flush without turning round is this some strange new disability I haven't come across
― Planck Blather (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link
are these toilets suitable for all butt types?
― bald butte (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
my workplace has toilets that flush automatically, but I feel checking to make sure a second flush isn't needed is still common courtesy
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
I've only passed through dublin airport so I don't know the irish scene but there are a lot of different kinds of flushers and some just aren't amenable to the sit and spin. in this hotel room for instance it's a big fuckin slab I have to press and it's kind of high up relative to the toilet so I'm not gonna contort like that just to avoid admiring my magnificent creation
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link
you might just need to wipe, stand fully erect, turn and flush once
but i mean
are you a three point shooter or a slam dunker though?
― bald butte (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link
I'm tony dungy
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link
don’t turn around, don’t wipe, don’t flush imojust power out of the cubicle and get on with your life ffs, time’s a-wastin
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
The toilet equivalent of all net baby I don't hit porcelain until the deposit is ten metres outside the house
― Planck Blather (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link
the ol hit n run
― bald butte (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link
shit n run pls
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link
One of my saddest regrets in life was not needing to poop when in the Singapore airport, the only place I’ve ever encountered squat toilets.
― joygoat, Thursday, 22 February 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link
tub fart is science fart because tub fart lets you see the bubbles continue to dribble out and rise long after the internal physical sensation has ended, scientifically confirming that farts begin before you feel them and continue after you don't
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:01 (six years ago) link
my new hypothesis is that we are always farting, and it is scientific because it can be tested and disproven. but it's totally right
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 March 2018 03:02 (six years ago) link