It was a joke about the reduction of the spherical mass of stevies testicle
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
I thought this board was all about listicles
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
Lessticles
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link
elective ball reduction, impressive
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
good luck with the recovery, stevie.
a buddy of mine had mumps and one of his testicals grew to the size of a tennis ball. when it shrunk back down it became smaller than before, and never regained its full size
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link
now thinking all kinds of things about testicle size
were mine always this size? are they bigger or smaller than they were a few years ago? what size are they even supposed to be
mysteries of the universe
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
Someone took a picture of 1 year old infinity buck naked and I’m here to inform you that testicle size does indeed change
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link
ah c'mon man you know I meant over the course of adulthood
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
oh the always threw me off
kinda weird how the nutsack does the equivalent of holding oneself in one's arms tightly when it gets cold
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
you mean the... cremaster cycle
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link
to be fair the testicle itself was always the same size, it was just surrounded by an unwanted balloon of fluid
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
if you want something less mundane you can read abt me fisting someone's shitty asshole during an awkward threesome with my platonic gay bestie
I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
i remember once grossing my wife out by showing her the cremasteric reflex
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 22:42 (six years ago) link
eh?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremasteric_reflex
apparently the testicles contract when they they are "stroked" or "poked"
this is not how my parts function
i will test this though
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link
you stroke the inner thigh, not the testicles themselves. and then the testicles contract. it's fairly subtle but in my case visible.
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link
stroking my inner thigh does nothing for my balls
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link
well i hope they're still under warrantee
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link
ilx user god?
would you like to explain this?
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link
lol @ Stevie making sure to link the post where he started with "ok so"
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:29 (six years ago) link
Same here. WTF is this even?
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/The_Reflex.jpg
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link
So why (hy hy hy hy) don't you use it?Try (ry ry ry ry) not to bruise it.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link
GIS for cremasteric reflex is predictably fun
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sjkO0RyY9vU/VZKyH-Kq1II/AAAAAAAAGyA/DOz0Kz8eNG4/s1600/ex-cremasteric1316733134158.jpg
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link
The diagram on Wikipedia is totally different.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link
(xp) tried that and it didn't work either.
it's like tickling, where most people can't tickle themselves and make it have the same effect iirc
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link
you have to have matthew barney show you how I guess, just watch all five films
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link
(xp) OK there's a reddit thread (of course) and one of the posts says basically that.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link
I had no idea about this physical stimulation reflex thing, I just meant going from a hot room to a cold room
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link
it's friiidayy
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/telletubbies/images/6/64/Tinky_winky_dancing.gif
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link
Apparently the reflex is also used an indicator in cases torsion of the texticle, which reminds me that in an episode of LA Law that happened to Corbin Bernsen's character.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:03 (six years ago) link
i pulled my groin a while ago as i explained in this very thread but i don't think that has anything to do with my lack of cremasteric reflex
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link
Oh wow, I was familiar with the reflex but didn't know its name. Cool.
― WilliamC, Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link
I am amused by the idea this thread has a bunch of lads out there stroking their own legs and staring at their balls in bafflement.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 27 January 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link
tbf it's not just this thread
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 January 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link
I'm in a hotel room in a German-speaking country, with a poop shelf toilet, and I have just been reminded of how...intimate...it can be.
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
I've never spent any time in germany but i always look at my shit and feel like the shelf would be helpful
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link
I don't have any personal experience of using a poop shelf toilet, but it seems to me that the advantage of being able to look at your turds might be offset by the increased difficulty in getting a clean flush outcome.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
wtf I don't know about this and i don't want to
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link
imo the most defensible Zizek video clip of all time is him ruminating on german toilets
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link
There is an all-time classic thread on ile abt this that I can't find right now.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
Classic or dud: pissing on your belt
― mh, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link
i am a bit of a toilet connoisseur
where do i find more info on this type of toilet?
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
germany
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
tbf that is all zizek video clips iirc
― mark s, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
xp
thank you captain obvious
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link
or Austria!
the shelf is pretty close to the rim so you can't really avoid looking at it unless you can somehow flush without turning around
at least I was happy with my...performance...today
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link
Euler, saying you are in a "German speaking country" is a terrible effort to try and conceal you are in Austria tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
Hey most swiss speak german too you know
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link
I am in Vienna fwiw. the schnitzel I just had for dinner will be examined on the shelf tomorrow, tune in later for details
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link