get demmm
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 January 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link
Good luck with the ailing, man.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 January 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
hey guys are you ready for some real deal tmi?
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 02:37 (six years ago) link
i was gonna go to bed but i will stay up for this
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 January 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link
ok so
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link
When I was young (under 10) I developed and had surgery for a hydrocele, I think they said it was due to a natural hernia where the tube that went to my ball opened? got real big and they had to drain it, whatever
it returned in adulthood and was fine until it wasn't fine and started becoming annoying. it didn't hurt, it just got in the way, you know? crossing legs, riding a bike, wearing tight jeans, etc. I talked to a urologist abt surgery abt a year ago when my right ball was abt the size of a clementine (the ball itself was normal but the sac around it had filled w fluid to abt the size of a clementine) and I slacked on getting an ultrasound and making follow up appts and then scheduling it so I only JUST had the surgery for it today. Over the past year it had grown to about the size of a kiwi.
so anyway I got the surgery today!! my balls are now matching size and it's great, except for that they shaved my pubes and balls and i hate it and when i look at my scrotum i feel like what the dad in eraserhead must have felt like when he looked at his baby
also I have to keep ice and pressure on it, and it's unfortunate to have to apply pressure to your balls.
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link
congratulation
i am not a ball sack doctor but dollars to ball sacks says your pubes grow back
― gbx, Friday, 26 January 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link
i had surgery for that when i was two. guess they wanted to get it out of the way before they had to shave my sack
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 January 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link
I was expecting way worse stevie but congrats anywayAnything related to a manβs jewels is a delicate subject
― infinity (β), Friday, 26 January 2018 04:48 (six years ago) link
yes gbx but WHEN!!!
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link
*checks watch, holds finger aloft*
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 26 January 2018 08:02 (six years ago) link
when i look at my scrotum i feel like what the dad in eraserhead must have felt like when he looked at his babyπ₯ π₯ π
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Friday, 26 January 2018 08:24 (six years ago) link
yes on the stevie scale i would give this a rating of mundane: not too much informationi fell asleep before i got to read it because i took a nonprescription sleep aid
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 26 January 2018 11:45 (six years ago) link
it returned in adulthood and was fine
Did you mean to say 'fun'?
― how's life, Friday, 26 January 2018 11:58 (six years ago) link
This one went flat
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link
as twere
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 January 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link
It was a joke about the reduction of the spherical mass of stevies testicle
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
I thought this board was all about listicles
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
Lessticles
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link
elective ball reduction, impressive
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
good luck with the recovery, stevie.
a buddy of mine had mumps and one of his testicals grew to the size of a tennis ball. when it shrunk back down it became smaller than before, and never regained its full size
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link
now thinking all kinds of things about testicle size
were mine always this size? are they bigger or smaller than they were a few years ago? what size are they even supposed to be
mysteries of the universe
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
Someone took a picture of 1 year old infinity buck naked and Iβm here to inform you that testicle size does indeed change
― infinity (β), Friday, 26 January 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link
ah c'mon man you know I meant over the course of adulthood
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
oh the always threw me off
kinda weird how the nutsack does the equivalent of holding oneself in one's arms tightly when it gets cold
― infinity (β), Friday, 26 January 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
you mean the... cremaster cycle
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link
to be fair the testicle itself was always the same size, it was just surrounded by an unwanted balloon of fluid
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
if you want something less mundane you can read abt me fisting someone's shitty asshole during an awkward threesome with my platonic gay bestie
I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 January 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
i remember once grossing my wife out by showing her the cremasteric reflex
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 22:42 (six years ago) link
eh?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremasteric_reflex
apparently the testicles contract when they they are "stroked" or "poked"
this is not how my parts function
i will test this though
― infinity (β), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link
you stroke the inner thigh, not the testicles themselves. and then the testicles contract. it's fairly subtle but in my case visible.
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link
stroking my inner thigh does nothing for my balls
― infinity (β), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link
well i hope they're still under warrantee
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link
ilx user god?
would you like to explain this?
― infinity (β), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link
lol @ Stevie making sure to link the post where he started with "ok so"
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:29 (six years ago) link
Same here. WTF is this even?
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/The_Reflex.jpg
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link
So why (hy hy hy hy) don't you use it?Try (ry ry ry ry) not to bruise it.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link
GIS for cremasteric reflex is predictably fun
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sjkO0RyY9vU/VZKyH-Kq1II/AAAAAAAAGyA/DOz0Kz8eNG4/s1600/ex-cremasteric1316733134158.jpg
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link
The diagram on Wikipedia is totally different.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link
(xp) tried that and it didn't work either.
it's like tickling, where most people can't tickle themselves and make it have the same effect iirc
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link
you have to have matthew barney show you how I guess, just watch all five films
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link
(xp) OK there's a reddit thread (of course) and one of the posts says basically that.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link
I had no idea about this physical stimulation reflex thing, I just meant going from a hot room to a cold room
― mh, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link
it's friiidayy
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/telletubbies/images/6/64/Tinky_winky_dancing.gif
― infinity (β), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link
Apparently the reflex is also used an indicator in cases torsion of the texticle, which reminds me that in an episode of LA Law that happened to Corbin Bernsen's character.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:03 (six years ago) link
i pulled my groin a while ago as i explained in this very thread but i don't think that has anything to do with my lack of cremasteric reflex
― infinity (β), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link
Oh wow, I was familiar with the reflex but didn't know its name. Cool.
― WilliamC, Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link
I am amused by the idea this thread has a bunch of lads out there stroking their own legs and staring at their balls in bafflement.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 27 January 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link