one of my toenails mysteriously fell off a few months ago. a new one was growing underneath it but it's still got a suspicious bump.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
omg is it SO SENSITIVE and PAINFUL???? that looks like it wd be totally excruciating
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link
do they make prosthetic toenails
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
http://www.insidetexasrunning.com/Media/News/AppealingwhileHealing1.jpg
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
also I started googling "missing toenail" and stumbled across this VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR LIFE photo set of a guy removing his own damaged toenail
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/diy-toenail-removal-not-for-the-weak-of-stomach
don't click that btw
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link
In the last couple of years I went from never having busted a nail so bad it came off, to losing a toenail and two fingernails and now I'm way too cozy with the whole cycle of going black, bandaging, falling off, and growing back (never quite the same, though). I understand distance runners are super familiar with all this.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
hey this thread is bad now
― qualx, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:44 (six years ago) link
I was sad there was nothing good on sale on amazon prime day and bought a goddamn squatty potty
― mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link
this nail shedding is new to me. it doesn't hurt at all, although obv it feels a little peculiar & sensitive. it looked so grim with the blackened nail, this is much better
― ogmor, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 08:15 (six years ago) link
mh that is the saddest fucking story i've ever heard
having said that how are yr shits now
― he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 08:25 (six years ago) link
pretty good, man
― mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link
nice
― he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link
Sometimes when I'm hot and sagging, I pee all over my scrote. I don't mean to but it happens.
― Je55e, Friday, 1 September 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link
The foot pics itt are nice but they got nothing on my dad's diabetic toe crisis from last year
http://i.imgur.com/pidQ0iA.jpg
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
there they are, the two most awful posts in ilx history, just right there back-to-back
you couldn't make it up folks, you really couldn't
― pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
and yet i keep bookmarking the last post so that i can be alerted whenever there is new content on this thread
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
i am my worst enemy
― pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
well i don't have anything comparable to the double-whammy above, but i played marble madness to intensely a few days ago and now i have a legit NES thumb injury. pressing and holding up-left on the d-pad is absolutely out of the question right now, too much pain
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
honestly just posting to get that toe crisis pic above the fold, lol
still there
POST FASTER FFS
― pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
FYI we managed to save that toe, it looks fine now.
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
loli'll take your word for it
no need for a photo
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link
I don't take pics of healthy toes... There are photos of the toe that got removed, pre-op, and it doesn't look quite as gross at first glance, until you realize what the yellowish stuff in the middle of the wound is
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
You'd hope it's pus, but it isn't
Are we beyond the fold yet?
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
down to the bone
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 September 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
Eat less sugar, guys.
xpost, this guy gets it.
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
It happened again. Twice in 1 day. I think it's a sign of aging.
― Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
Also I had assblood. Only sharing that because I'll take any opportunity to say assblood.
― Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link
i don't understand this peeing-on-scrote thing
perhaps you can diagram it?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link
let it be noted I was out drinking with Je55e last night and none of these things surprise me
― mh, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link
it's completely non-gross, but in the interest of fairness I will admit that I walked out of my hotel, made it probably five blocks, and it wasn't until I sat down to wait for food that I noticed an odd lump
somehow, in putting on the jeans I was wearing yesterday, I failed to notice that yesterday's underwear was still in there. so I was wearing pants with underwear stuffed in the back for at least a half hour.
― mh, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
out drinking with Je55e last night and none of these things surprise me
i'm not *surprised* just unclear
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
Sometimes my balls hang below the end of my penis and they get into the pee stream.
― Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link
I love mh's story and I told a few of coworkers about it earlier today and a couple of them had had similar experiences. One woman said panties came out of the bottom of her slacks at work.
― Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link
Jesus man, just put a finger or two down there and aim
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link
And take your goddamn pants off before your underwear, people, sometimes efficient and lazy aren't the same thing
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link
I'm tired and my eyes blended Jesse's two posts together and I thought he was saying some of his co-workers accidentally got in his pee stream
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 September 2017 03:24 (six years ago) link
metaphorically true though
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link
"I just heard from a couple of my coworkers, be right back"
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 03:26 (six years ago) link
I have never been more thankful about having images off
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Saturday, 2 September 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link
Diabetic Toe Crisis sounds like the name of a ska punk band.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 2 September 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
Jesus man, just put a finger or two down there and aim sounds like a board description.
― Eazy, Sunday, 3 September 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
fwiw I usually take my underwear off before my pants, having learned my craft from david copperfield
― mh, Sunday, 3 September 2017 01:57 (six years ago) link
feels good man
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 3 September 2017 02:25 (six years ago) link
So have any of you dealt with foot fungus? I've tried clometrazole (lotrimin) for two goes and now I'm trying a diff one. It retreats but never completely goes away, and then it comes back. I feel like maybe I need to take additional measures like special socks or something.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
one post for each foot, smart
― qualx, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 00:56 (six years ago) link
Lol
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link