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after hanging on for more than two months, my black toe nail came loose. it looks better now.

ogmor, Sunday, 16 July 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

pics?

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

that would set quite a dangerous precedent for this thread. I can't really tell what's going on there now, I think it's growing back but I fully support my toe whatever it wants to do

ogmor, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 08:17 (six years ago) link

do you have absolutely no nail at all right now???

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link

i have a buddy who had both his big toenails removed (they grew in weird and would always get infected and stuff), they never grew back. his feet are real hard to look at

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

this prompted me to go ask my coworker how his thumbnail is growing in after he SHUT IT IN A CAR DOOR

doing pretty well!

I have a relative who has not taken care of a screwed up fingernail and now has no nail though

mh, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link

xps bro do u even nail?

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link

I think it's starting to grow back, there is something going on in the nail void. I would be curious about this if it wasn't me, so for the greater good I submit the following documentary evidence:

http://i.imgur.com/XiPoaSE.jpg

ogmor, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

boy i picked a bad time to tuck into a bag of jelly babies

a brief spurt of enthusiasm (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

one of my toenails mysteriously fell off a few months ago. a new one was growing underneath it but it's still got a suspicious bump.

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link

omg is it SO SENSITIVE and PAINFUL???? that looks like it wd be totally excruciating

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link

do they make prosthetic toenails

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link

also I started googling "missing toenail" and stumbled across this VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR LIFE photo set of a guy removing his own damaged toenail

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/diy-toenail-removal-not-for-the-weak-of-stomach

don't click that btw

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link

In the last couple of years I went from never having busted a nail so bad it came off, to losing a toenail and two fingernails and now I'm way too cozy with the whole cycle of going black, bandaging, falling off, and growing back (never quite the same, though). I understand distance runners are super familiar with all this.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link

hey this thread is bad now

qualx, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:44 (six years ago) link

I was sad there was nothing good on sale on amazon prime day and bought a goddamn squatty potty

mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link

this nail shedding is new to me. it doesn't hurt at all, although obv it feels a little peculiar & sensitive. it looked so grim with the blackened nail, this is much better

ogmor, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 08:15 (six years ago) link

mh that is the saddest fucking story i've ever heard

having said that how are yr shits now

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 08:25 (six years ago) link

pretty good, man

mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link

nice

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Sometimes when I'm hot and sagging, I pee all over my scrote. I don't mean to but it happens.

Je55e, Friday, 1 September 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

The foot pics itt are nice but they got nothing on my dad's diabetic toe crisis from last year

http://i.imgur.com/pidQ0iA.jpg

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

there they are, the two most awful posts in ilx history, just right there back-to-back

you couldn't make it up folks, you really couldn't

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

and yet i keep bookmarking the last post so that i can be alerted whenever there is new content on this thread

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link

i am my worst enemy

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

well i don't have anything comparable to the double-whammy above, but i played marble madness to intensely a few days ago and now i have a legit NES thumb injury. pressing and holding up-left on the d-pad is absolutely out of the question right now, too much pain

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

honestly just posting to get that toe crisis pic above the fold, lol

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

still there

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

POST FASTER FFS

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

FYI we managed to save that toe, it looks fine now.

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

lol
i'll take your word for it

no need for a photo

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

I don't take pics of healthy toes... There are photos of the toe that got removed, pre-op, and it doesn't look quite as gross at first glance, until you realize what the yellowish stuff in the middle of the wound is

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

You'd hope it's pus, but it isn't

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

Are we beyond the fold yet?

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

down to the bone

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 September 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

Eat less sugar, guys.

xpost, this guy gets it.

Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 September 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link

It happened again. Twice in 1 day. I think it's a sign of aging.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link

Also I had assblood. Only sharing that because I'll take any opportunity to say assblood.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link

i don't understand this peeing-on-scrote thing

perhaps you can diagram it?

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link

let it be noted I was out drinking with Je55e last night and none of these things surprise me

mh, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link

it's completely non-gross, but in the interest of fairness I will admit that I walked out of my hotel, made it probably five blocks, and it wasn't until I sat down to wait for food that I noticed an odd lump

somehow, in putting on the jeans I was wearing yesterday, I failed to notice that yesterday's underwear was still in there. so I was wearing pants with underwear stuffed in the back for at least a half hour.

mh, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link

out drinking with Je55e last night and none of these things surprise me

i'm not *surprised* just unclear

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link

Sometimes my balls hang below the end of my penis and they get into the pee stream.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link

I love mh's story and I told a few of coworkers about it earlier today and a couple of them had had similar experiences. One woman said panties came out of the bottom of her slacks at work.

Je55e, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link

Jesus man, just put a finger or two down there and aim

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link

And take your goddamn pants off before your underwear, people, sometimes efficient and lazy aren't the same thing

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link

I'm tired and my eyes blended Jesse's two posts together and I thought he was saying some of his co-workers accidentally got in his pee stream

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 September 2017 03:24 (six years ago) link

metaphorically true though

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link

"I just heard from a couple of my coworkers, be right back"

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 September 2017 03:26 (six years ago) link


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