Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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the chris fartley

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:16 (nine years ago)

The Mandolin Wind

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (nine years ago)

The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (nine years ago)

slow jam

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (nine years ago)

lol

brewer's delight

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)

The Butt Shaver

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (nine years ago)

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (nine years ago)

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (eight years ago)

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

MacArthur Park

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:03 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

The No Shit Sherlock

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

ooo just in time for xmas

The Christmas Pudding

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

The Jem & The Holograms AKA The Truly Truly Truly Fartrageous

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:20 (eight years ago)

All About That Bass

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

The Quacking Duck

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:02 (eight years ago)

The Disaster (F)Artist

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

the long tail

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

The squeaky clean

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

The Reaganonmics AKA The Trickle Down Effect.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:29 (eight years ago)

The Dog Whistle

u kno the 1

winkwink nudge nudge

infinity (∞), Saturday, 30 December 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

ten months pass...

The Grand Slam

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Tube Train Departing

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

Wind in the Willows

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:16 (seven years ago)

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Duck Duck Go

mistletoe and whine (snoball), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

The Oater

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:02 (seven years ago)

quiet storm

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:11 (seven years ago)

The Genie
The Aladdin
The Princess Jasmine
The Abu

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:54 (seven years ago)

the soft brexit

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 10:43 (seven years ago)

The Charleston

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:10 (seven years ago)

The Dumbo Reboot

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:11 (seven years ago)

The Belgrade Gambit

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 12:32 (seven years ago)

The Mexican Indian Wars

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:39 (seven years ago)

To Kill a Mockingbird

rip van wanko, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:18 (seven years ago)

(apologies to esteemed ILXor rip van wanko but) Rip Van Wanko

Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:27 (seven years ago)

just about to

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:28 (seven years ago)

the spotify

maffew12, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:30 (seven years ago)

The Buttigieg

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (seven years ago)

mushroom cloud of hiss

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (seven years ago)

HBO GO

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (seven years ago)

Flock of starlings

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (seven years ago)

the after dinner mint

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (seven years ago)

the throbbing hawkwind

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

the flaccid bean-bag

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (seven years ago)

The All The Cheddar.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (seven years ago)

the platonic ideal

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (seven years ago)

the lonely little wrinkled balloon

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

The Hangin' Tough

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

The Please Don't Go, Girl

☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 14 July 2019 22:50 (six years ago)


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