big moves!!! wtg map, it takes courage
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 17 November 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link
I'm sorry if this isn't allowed but I am bored and I just read a bunch of this thread and holy fucking shit I just looked up sounding and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You are brave and I salute you.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link
not me, that kinda brave i want no part of.
had me vacation sex already, bloke from Reading.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 November 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link
good job!
― clouds, Monday, 28 November 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link
an inspiration to us all
― J0rdan S., Monday, 28 November 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link
Was it on the plane?
― sad, hombres (sic), Monday, 28 November 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link
that wd be gauche
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link
My Uber driver and I had a moment. He was streaming Trump's speech on his phone. He voted for Hillary, but he said he wanted to hear everything Trump said so he was always prepared. He was from Sudan. Gay and lesbian issues came up and he said he had 2 gay male friends in Sudan whose lives were in danger and a straight fried here who was "almost gay" (and he said that Kuwait has the biggest population of MSM in the world??). He asked me stuff about being gay and said he'd always dated women but it wasn't weird for him for being men to like men, or women to like women, but he'd never tried it. I asked him if he'd thought about it and he said yes, but it just never happened. We got to my stop and we chatted for a minute and he said he enjoyed talking with me and said he'd give me 5 stars. I asked if he ever wanted to try anything and he said "Yes... but maybe not right now." He asked for my number, but I declined and we chatted for a couple minutes, touching lightly on sex stuff. I stepped out of the car and he talked a little more while I was standing there, saying he enjoyed our talk. I asked if I should get back in the car, but he was reticent and I wanted to go home, so I said goodnight and he said, "Goodnight, Jesse. Maybe see you again, yeh?"
― Je55e, Friday, 2 December 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link
Hoping for yeh
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 2 December 2016 04:50 (seven years ago) link
Planned to go with a friend to the bar on Friday night but we ended up hanging & making out, resulting in my first honest to goodness dicking down. I'd flip fucked once before with this friend but that was about the extent of my experience bottoming, but this was a for-real pounding & it was great. I'm evolving, or something.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 12 December 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link
stretching is good for you
― clouds, Monday, 12 December 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link
I truly need to work on my hip flexibility, tbh
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 12 December 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
A new addition to the lexicon of smut:
We're all familiar with spit roasting, and hopefully God has smiled on many of us. But for those of us who are craving that particular experience, but cannot fulfill the personnel requirements, there is a solution. While allowing your lucky roastee to suck your d, manage a dildo in their ass end. Sort of an automated two-person spit-roast. This is called: a rotisserie
― fgti, Monday, 20 March 2017 22:46 (seven years ago) link
guys i have so so so much to add to this thread now that i am newly single
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 March 2017 23:24 (seven years ago) link
funniest being that i just got a call from the guy who left my house 30 min ago bcz he left his wedding ring on my nightstand but can't come get it bcz he's driving home to baltimore rn
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 March 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link
http://images.junostatic.com/full/CS2097582-02A-BIG.jpg
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 March 2017 23:26 (seven years ago) link
I had
Wait is this thread or board googleproofed? I hope so.
I had a wild night with a straight muscle boy. Sex and drugs and electronic music. He had been at work and showed up with high viz gear on and covered in work-dust. "Can I have a shower?" ( this was pre-discussed) yes of course. He strips and, fuck, crazy hot bod. Lovely face, wonky teeth that I liked. Made him look more interesting.
Anyway! Yeah. 12 hours of naked fun including wearing jock straps and cowboy hats and taking lines. It got a bit depraved, I may expand later. Said he'd been doing manual labour but was driving himself crazy during work thinking about cock!
He says he's straight but bored with women. I'm not one who cares that men call themselves straight and have gay sex. People cAn call themselves what they like IMO.
Probably the craziest sexual night I've ever had.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link
I mean I'll say more once I know the deal with privacy here.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link
sounds fun!
― clouds, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link
nothing wrong with cowboy sex
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:01 (seven years ago) link
just had to chime in and say i agree with the last two posts
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:28 (seven years ago) link
We're all familiar with spit roasting
uh, what? nev heard that one. i don't talk to other gays much, certainly not about sex.
anyway, jed, i hate u (not really)
i shouldn't have anyone over til i'm sure my bedbugs are gone, right?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link
hi heathens this thread is totally deindexed, transgress away
― sassy TMI mod, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 13:01 (seven years ago) link
hi!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 13:14 (seven years ago) link
I'm ready to get spit roasted.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link
wow i never thought this day would come
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:04 (seven years ago) link
Having accomplished ftgi's rotisserie experiment, it's in the bag
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link
wow I have never been spit roasted OR Ronco'd!
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
how does Ronco-ing work?
being spit roasted is amazing especially if the two tops love and support each other and get off on how hot the other looks fucking you <3 (have been both roaster and roasted A++ would recommend)
― clouds, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link
I recommend everything that gets you to nut, tbh.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
I realize this advice hasn't come from my corner much ... like ever.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:16 (seven years ago) link
http://www.amyglaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/DSC_1022.jpg
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:19 (seven years ago) link
Throw that dreary thing away, it bores me.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link
I detest cheap sentiment.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link
i still don't know wtf you hoes are talkin' about
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link
spit roasting is when you roll around in place while someone "bastes" you
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 03:25 (seven years ago) link
wow so i got invited to an impromptu memorial day b(ear)bq earlier today that turned into a game of strip Cards Against Humanity which turned into a 6-deep hot tub orgy which turned into an attic sling moment
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 29 May 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link
also the couple who hosted the party has a kid who goes to stay w his mom on the weekends and when I went to the bathroom afterwards there were like legos and bath toys all over which was kind of a strange juxtaposition w like, uh, post-orgy clean-up
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 29 May 2017 04:59 (six years ago) link
hahaha awesome
― clouds, Monday, 29 May 2017 05:02 (six years ago) link
ok so
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 03:02 (six years ago) link
last weekend I was at a bar in NYC with one of my gay besties (we have always been strictly platonic and have never fooled around in any capacity), and this dude from across the bar hits me up on Scruff, and we get to chatting, and then he comes and hangs out with us and there is this strange thing happening where my friend and I realize that this is likely leading to a threesome, enough that we established ground rules w/ each other while our new pal was in the bathroom, so of COURSE this leads to a threesome where my friend is only a top, this dude is only a bottom, i am vers, my friend and i do not want to have sex with each other, and his dick is bigger than mine, which all just boils down to this dude sucking my dick while my friend fucked him from behind, and my friend making ridiculous exasperated faces at me and me trying really hard not to laugh.
this guy's Scruff handle was "handnbum" so I try to fist him for a bit which was actually p fun except that he was NOT uh "prepped", which I realized but did not quite grasp the extent of, so after 10 minutes I pull my hand out and it is COVERED in wet shit, and I casually try to just go wash up but he only has lavender foam hand soap and I washed my hands twice and it still smelled REALLY bad.
the threesome ended shortly after, like 20 or 30 minutes after it started, with no one cumming and everyone apologizing to each other, and then I have to go catch the Chinatown bus and my hand REEKS of shit (which fyi smelled like ammonia and bad breath) and I could smell it while I was on my phone with my hand like a foot away from my face. My hand continued to smell like shit even after a third hand scrubbing and a shower the next morning, and it eventually dissipated after about 24 hours.
don't fist people if they're not clean.
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
well that was sumthin
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 13:13 (six years ago) link
lordy
― marcos, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Note to self: do not read this thread over breakfast.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
but after lunch
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
on the vanilla side, I actually hit on a guy at the leather night at the Park Slope bar. We were making out pretty furiously, and I leaned into him at one point, he slipped, and we both toppled to the floor. (I think I'll fuck him this weekend.)
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link
hey has anyone done escorting on rent.men? i'm in a spot right now and i need cash. any advice / experiences appreciated.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link
i almost set up an account then chickened out. if i was single i'd do it.
― clouds, Sunday, 17 December 2017 05:33 (six years ago) link
I love my boyfriend and wish I enjoyed bottoming
I’m practicing daily but it’s just a verbal butthole and this kind of explosive “fine I’ll come if you stop this” response from my body
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 17 December 2017 06:24 (six years ago) link