I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

yeah i hear you. is that one of the reasons why you guys opened it up?

not particularly, though i have enjoyed the new freedoms

Inspecting with a frown the makeup aisle at Target for covering cream to take care of a hickey while surrounded by young girls + their moms was one of last spring's best experiences.

hahaha

damn y'all

i don't think i'm cut out for sounding considering how irritating i find it when like, a stray pube gets stuck in there

also i didn't know rim-chairs were a thing! seems like kind of an investment for a v. specific purpose (one site has them for $150-170)

one of my worst hookups ever involved him giving me a hickey so i'm sort of pre-disposed to disliking them

i've had a WS-in-bed experience - my stream was kinda watery so the clean-up wasn't too bad

it's getting serious. there is a very abnormally close and comfortable connection happening, and i can see it working over time. i want to be there for it. i'm probably moving in the next three months. i'm really stoked.

My ex-lover in a particularly abusive convo among many abusive convos told me "you're a lousy bottom" so I've been practicing on my own and it's been a real eureka

Also, I was urged by a friend to "date normal people for once in your life" and so I went on two dates with a very normal man, and toward the end of the second date we agreed that there was no attraction between us but that it was nice to have a new friend!

On election night he told me that I was actually one of his closest friends now (less a result of quantity of time spent together and more the level of friend-rapport we have) and I was touched. I told him I didn't want to wake up alone in TrumpLand and he enthusiastically agreed to stay over and we had sex that was a. extremely good and b. free of emotional fraughtitude. Didn't know this was a thing that could happen, that sex could have all the romance of a game of squash but still be terrific.

"Sex with all the romance of reading The New Yorker" is my life.

omg omg fgti welcome to this new and magnificent world

that sex could have all the romance of a game of squash but still be terrific.

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but romance tho. guys. i gave two weeks notice at my job yesterday. i'm buying a one-way ticket to d.c.

fuck yes

big moves!!! wtg map, it takes courage

I'm sorry if this isn't allowed but I am bored and I just read a bunch of this thread and holy fucking shit I just looked up sounding and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You are brave and I salute you.

not me, that kinda brave i want no part of.

had me vacation sex already, bloke from Reading.

good job!

an inspiration to us all

Was it on the plane?

that wd be gauche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4

My Uber driver and I had a moment. He was streaming Trump's speech on his phone. He voted for Hillary, but he said he wanted to hear everything Trump said so he was always prepared. He was from Sudan. Gay and lesbian issues came up and he said he had 2 gay male friends in Sudan whose lives were in danger and a straight fried here who was "almost gay" (and he said that Kuwait has the biggest population of MSM in the world??). He asked me stuff about being gay and said he'd always dated women but it wasn't weird for him for being men to like men, or women to like women, but he'd never tried it. I asked him if he'd thought about it and he said yes, but it just never happened. We got to my stop and we chatted for a minute and he said he enjoyed talking with me and said he'd give me 5 stars. I asked if he ever wanted to try anything and he said "Yes... but maybe not right now." He asked for my number, but I declined and we chatted for a couple minutes, touching lightly on sex stuff. I stepped out of the car and he talked a little more while I was standing there, saying he enjoyed our talk. I asked if I should get back in the car, but he was reticent and I wanted to go home, so I said goodnight and he said, "Goodnight, Jesse. Maybe see you again, yeh?"

Hoping for yeh

Planned to go with a friend to the bar on Friday night but we ended up hanging & making out, resulting in my first honest to goodness dicking down. I'd flip fucked once before with this friend but that was about the extent of my experience bottoming, but this was a for-real pounding & it was great. I'm evolving, or something.

stretching is good for you

I truly need to work on my hip flexibility, tbh

A new addition to the lexicon of smut:

We're all familiar with spit roasting, and hopefully God has smiled on many of us. But for those of us who are craving that particular experience, but cannot fulfill the personnel requirements, there is a solution. While allowing your lucky roastee to suck your d, manage a dildo in their ass end. Sort of an automated two-person spit-roast. This is called: a rotisserie

guys i have so so so much to add to this thread now that i am newly single

funniest being that i just got a call from the guy who left my house 30 min ago bcz he left his wedding ring on my nightstand but can't come get it bcz he's driving home to baltimore rn

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I had

Wait is this thread or board googleproofed? I hope so.

I had a wild night with a straight muscle boy. Sex and drugs and electronic music. He had been at work and showed up with high viz gear on and covered in work-dust. "Can I have a shower?" ( this was pre-discussed) yes of course. He strips and, fuck, crazy hot bod. Lovely face, wonky teeth that I liked. Made him look more interesting.

Anyway! Yeah. 12 hours of naked fun including wearing jock straps and cowboy hats and taking lines. It got a bit depraved, I may expand later. Said he'd been doing manual labour but was driving himself crazy during work thinking about cock!

He says he's straight but bored with women. I'm not one who cares that men call themselves straight and have gay sex. People cAn call themselves what they like IMO.

Probably the craziest sexual night I've ever had.

I mean I'll say more once I know the deal with privacy here.

sounds fun!

nothing wrong with cowboy sex

just had to chime in and say i agree with the last two posts

We're all familiar with spit roasting

uh, what? nev heard that one. i don't talk to other gays much, certainly not about sex.

anyway, jed, i hate u (not really)

i shouldn't have anyone over til i'm sure my bedbugs are gone, right?

hi heathens this thread is totally deindexed, transgress away

hi!

I'm ready to get spit roasted.

wow i never thought this day would come

Having accomplished ftgi's rotisserie experiment, it's in the bag

wow I have never been spit roasted OR Ronco'd!

how does Ronco-ing work?

being spit roasted is amazing especially if the two tops love and support each other and get off on how hot the other looks fucking you <3 (have been both roaster and roasted A++ would recommend)

I recommend everything that gets you to nut, tbh.

I realize this advice hasn't come from my corner much ... like ever.

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Throw that dreary thing away, it bores me.

I detest cheap sentiment.

i still don't know wtf you hoes are talkin' about

spit roasting is when you roll around in place while someone "bastes" you