the hickey is pretty hot though
i have a fissure from years ago that never really healed. i finally have a gp i gotta see about it. before i fly out to dc again over thanksgiving XD XD XD
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
his hemorrhoids are one of several persistent factors that conspire to make anal sex more or less impossible for us, i hate them
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
ugh that sucks. does sitting on it help? i feel like that's the gentlest way. let's be honest, anal is a bit of a war zone and the scars / ptsd are real.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link
of course my gp's next available appointment is january 3rd. wtf?
yeah he does have ptsd from a history of childhood abuse and then there's the question of, uh, fit.
i mean it's not a threat to our relationship after 9 years together but i know he'd like to, i'd like to, we just... can't.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link
yeah i hear you. is that one of the reasons why you guys opened it up?
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link
not particularly, though i have enjoyed the new freedoms
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link
Inspecting with a frown the makeup aisle at Target for covering cream to take care of a hickey while surrounded by young girls + their moms was one of last spring's best experiences.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link
hahaha
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link
damn y'all
i don't think i'm cut out for sounding considering how irritating i find it when like, a stray pube gets stuck in there
also i didn't know rim-chairs were a thing! seems like kind of an investment for a v. specific purpose (one site has them for $150-170)
one of my worst hookups ever involved him giving me a hickey so i'm sort of pre-disposed to disliking them
i've had a WS-in-bed experience - my stream was kinda watery so the clean-up wasn't too bad
― donna rouge, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link
it's getting serious. there is a very abnormally close and comfortable connection happening, and i can see it working over time. i want to be there for it. i'm probably moving in the next three months. i'm really stoked.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Saturday, 12 November 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link
My ex-lover in a particularly abusive convo among many abusive convos told me "you're a lousy bottom" so I've been practicing on my own and it's been a real eureka
― fgti, Saturday, 12 November 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link
Also, I was urged by a friend to "date normal people for once in your life" and so I went on two dates with a very normal man, and toward the end of the second date we agreed that there was no attraction between us but that it was nice to have a new friend!
On election night he told me that I was actually one of his closest friends now (less a result of quantity of time spent together and more the level of friend-rapport we have) and I was touched. I told him I didn't want to wake up alone in TrumpLand and he enthusiastically agreed to stay over and we had sex that was a. extremely good and b. free of emotional fraughtitude. Didn't know this was a thing that could happen, that sex could have all the romance of a game of squash but still be terrific.
― fgti, Saturday, 12 November 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link
"Sex with all the romance of reading The New Yorker" is my life.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link
omg omg fgti welcome to this new and magnificent world
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
that sex could have all the romance of a game of squash but still be terrific.
oh-yeah.gif
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link
but romance tho. guys. i gave two weeks notice at my job yesterday. i'm buying a one-way ticket to d.c.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link
fuck yes
― clouds, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link
big moves!!! wtg map, it takes courage
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 17 November 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link
I'm sorry if this isn't allowed but I am bored and I just read a bunch of this thread and holy fucking shit I just looked up sounding and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You are brave and I salute you.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 17 November 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link
not me, that kinda brave i want no part of.
had me vacation sex already, bloke from Reading.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 November 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link
good job!
― clouds, Monday, 28 November 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link
an inspiration to us all
― J0rdan S., Monday, 28 November 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link
Was it on the plane?
― sad, hombres (sic), Monday, 28 November 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link
that wd be gauche
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link
My Uber driver and I had a moment. He was streaming Trump's speech on his phone. He voted for Hillary, but he said he wanted to hear everything Trump said so he was always prepared. He was from Sudan. Gay and lesbian issues came up and he said he had 2 gay male friends in Sudan whose lives were in danger and a straight fried here who was "almost gay" (and he said that Kuwait has the biggest population of MSM in the world??). He asked me stuff about being gay and said he'd always dated women but it wasn't weird for him for being men to like men, or women to like women, but he'd never tried it. I asked him if he'd thought about it and he said yes, but it just never happened. We got to my stop and we chatted for a minute and he said he enjoyed talking with me and said he'd give me 5 stars. I asked if he ever wanted to try anything and he said "Yes... but maybe not right now." He asked for my number, but I declined and we chatted for a couple minutes, touching lightly on sex stuff. I stepped out of the car and he talked a little more while I was standing there, saying he enjoyed our talk. I asked if I should get back in the car, but he was reticent and I wanted to go home, so I said goodnight and he said, "Goodnight, Jesse. Maybe see you again, yeh?"
― Je55e, Friday, 2 December 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link
Hoping for yeh
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 2 December 2016 04:50 (seven years ago) link
Planned to go with a friend to the bar on Friday night but we ended up hanging & making out, resulting in my first honest to goodness dicking down. I'd flip fucked once before with this friend but that was about the extent of my experience bottoming, but this was a for-real pounding & it was great. I'm evolving, or something.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 12 December 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link
stretching is good for you
― clouds, Monday, 12 December 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link
I truly need to work on my hip flexibility, tbh
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 12 December 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
A new addition to the lexicon of smut:
We're all familiar with spit roasting, and hopefully God has smiled on many of us. But for those of us who are craving that particular experience, but cannot fulfill the personnel requirements, there is a solution. While allowing your lucky roastee to suck your d, manage a dildo in their ass end. Sort of an automated two-person spit-roast. This is called: a rotisserie
― fgti, Monday, 20 March 2017 22:46 (seven years ago) link
guys i have so so so much to add to this thread now that i am newly single
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 March 2017 23:24 (seven years ago) link
funniest being that i just got a call from the guy who left my house 30 min ago bcz he left his wedding ring on my nightstand but can't come get it bcz he's driving home to baltimore rn
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 March 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link
http://images.junostatic.com/full/CS2097582-02A-BIG.jpg
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 March 2017 23:26 (seven years ago) link
I had
Wait is this thread or board googleproofed? I hope so.
I had a wild night with a straight muscle boy. Sex and drugs and electronic music. He had been at work and showed up with high viz gear on and covered in work-dust. "Can I have a shower?" ( this was pre-discussed) yes of course. He strips and, fuck, crazy hot bod. Lovely face, wonky teeth that I liked. Made him look more interesting.
Anyway! Yeah. 12 hours of naked fun including wearing jock straps and cowboy hats and taking lines. It got a bit depraved, I may expand later. Said he'd been doing manual labour but was driving himself crazy during work thinking about cock!
He says he's straight but bored with women. I'm not one who cares that men call themselves straight and have gay sex. People cAn call themselves what they like IMO.
Probably the craziest sexual night I've ever had.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link
I mean I'll say more once I know the deal with privacy here.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link
sounds fun!
― clouds, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link
nothing wrong with cowboy sex
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:01 (seven years ago) link
just had to chime in and say i agree with the last two posts
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:28 (seven years ago) link
We're all familiar with spit roasting
uh, what? nev heard that one. i don't talk to other gays much, certainly not about sex.
anyway, jed, i hate u (not really)
i shouldn't have anyone over til i'm sure my bedbugs are gone, right?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link
hi heathens this thread is totally deindexed, transgress away
― sassy TMI mod, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 13:01 (seven years ago) link
hi!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 13:14 (seven years ago) link
I'm ready to get spit roasted.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link
wow i never thought this day would come
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:04 (seven years ago) link
Having accomplished ftgi's rotisserie experiment, it's in the bag
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link
wow I have never been spit roasted OR Ronco'd!
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 8 May 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
how does Ronco-ing work?
being spit roasted is amazing especially if the two tops love and support each other and get off on how hot the other looks fucking you <3 (have been both roaster and roasted A++ would recommend)
― clouds, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link
I recommend everything that gets you to nut, tbh.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
I realize this advice hasn't come from my corner much ... like ever.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 02:16 (seven years ago) link