u goth shit
― mh, Monday, 8 August 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link
Also on the poo front, every time I drink alcohol I shit blood. I guess I shouldn't drink any more but... forever? Really?
― thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
if you're shitting blood at any time you should see a doctor
urgently
― i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link
Yeah that - those are some tubes that are supposed to stay separate.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 August 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link
I have a number of times and had a colonoscopy last year. Nothing untoward up there apart from hemorrhoids. But only ever flare up with blood after drinking. It's literally a bummer.
― thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link
time to switch to sniffing glue
― i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link
bizarre, is yr new dn a TMI confession or just an amazing new dn
― Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link
a little from column a, a little from column b
― i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link
I poo blood all the time, it just means you're metal
― qualx, Friday, 19 August 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link
it just means you're (having) metal (shards inside of your body that are cutting up your insides)
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link
Thanks for that image. It really helps.
― thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link
I shit probably 5 or 6 times a day average, have done my entire adult life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link
that shit ain't right
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
do you smoke, jim? nicotine sure moves those bowels
i go for years without smoking and when i take it up i only do it while drinking. it does exacerbate stuff for sure.
i also don't drink that much coffee - one cup a day, two max - for the same reason.
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 August 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link
i'm with jim. something something metabolism i guess? If i go a day or even half a day without, i get to feeling very ill.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 19 August 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link
^don't drink coffee, don't drink, don't smoke (what do you do)
jim lay off the fibre
those turds gotta be a little denser and less frequent ocurring
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 19 August 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link
i find not drinking coffee, not smoking, and not drinking certainly ameliorate the problem somewhat, but don't come close to getting rid of it.
ive also eaten a variety of diets, from super fast food and meat heavy, little to no fruit or veg on a daily basis, dirtbag 20 something bachelor style, to eating more or less paleo - sardines and sweet potato for dinner followed by a banana type of deal - to currently being a vegan with a pretty balanced diet with beans, grains, fruit and veg fairly prominent (lots of fibre obv). none have been noticeably beneficial, and the high fibre diet doesn't seem to have made it any worse.
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 August 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link
different bodies react differently imo
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 19 August 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link
maybe im intolerant to gluten lol
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 August 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link
haha nah
when i was vegetarian i was digesting food a lot faster (fast metabolism)
ie i was taking more shits a day which was ... shitty
i do about one a day these days which is p good practise for me
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 19 August 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link
I have apparently been dehydrated lately and my bowels have been angry about this
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
5 or 6 times a day sounds like... a real inconvenience!! do you get a lot of stomach pain?
― just1n3, Friday, 19 August 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link
No, no pain. Really nothing out of the ordinary apart from the frequency.
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 August 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link
so you're half duck
whatevs
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 19 August 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link
Jeez youd want three a day wouldnt you
Id not be easy without three i think
Six every day maybe a bit much but its nice "me time" too isnt it
As original post confirms i do enjoy a good shite tbf
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 August 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link
wow
― qualx, Saturday, 20 August 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link
i have something hard stuck between my teeth
it is eithera) tooth fragmentb) plaquec) piece of popcornd) piece of tortilla chip
― brimstead, Saturday, 20 August 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link
My co-worker has an enormous inflamed whitehead at the very top of her back and is wearing her hair up and a shirt where you can see it at all times and it is absolutely KILLING me. POP THAT SHIT.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link
Oh goddddddd
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link
I almost want to tell her. How can she not know? Something that big has got to hurt. I can't even look at it anymore. I'm afraid I might just reach over and take care of it for her.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link
Betting that E will have popped it herself in an hour
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link
Xp
can you accidentally drop things on her
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
"aaahhhh I was just carrying this metal-loop whitehead remover tool and I TRIPPED!!! I JUST STUMBLED AND TRIPPED I'M SO SORRY IT WAS SUCH AN ACCIDENT"
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
It's the kind of thing I wish I got somewhere on my own person (tho preferably in a non-visible spot) because MY GOD would it be satisfying to attack.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link
maybe she just needs a little push
tickle it a little for her so she gains conscience of it
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link
ewww
although tbh I'm a big rubbing alcohol/sharp object/neosporin+bandage professional at home
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
I should probably note that I was up at 2:00 last night watching dr. pimple popper videos because I couldn't sleep. That said, I don't think I could touch something like this on someone I don't know without gloves and all sorts of implements but when i saw it this morning it was like OMFG jackpot. Now it's just taunting me.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
sharp object meaning tweezers?
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
tweezers, safety pin, safety razor blade
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link
i disable all the safeties of course
That's bullshit man pop the fuckin thing cutting it is cheating
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link
sometimes it's too far down and you have no patience
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link
under the skin, that is. not too far down on... well, you know
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
I had a wisdom tooth out in july and it was so, so much more awful that I'd been led to believe (pain, the extraction with only a local anesthetic, having a giant gaping wound in your mouth, etc).
But the other day I felt something weird near the extraction sit and realized that something hard was stuck to my gum. I finally scraped it off and it turns out it's a chip of tooth or bone that broke off and has been slowly forcing itself to the surface but it came out the side instead of out of the hole. Apparently this isn't uncommon but holy shit it unnerves me.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
my parents got sold the full preventative package of tooth maintenance for my mouth when I was a kid, probably because my mom grew up with parents who didn't believe in regular care and is still pissed off about the number of fillings she ended up with as an early teen
so I had four teeth yanked, two that were lingering baby teeth and two that were adult teeth that would have resulted in tooth crowdingthen bracesthen a couple years without bracesthen braces for a few more yearsthen, right after I entered college, all four wisdom teeth extracted
now they're shifting a little because I felt I was sold a false bill of goods (you'll be all done with this! in a year!) when they told me "btw, here's your retainers, you can wear these the rest of your life I guess"
fuck having teeth is how I break it down to an extent
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
I bought a bidet. A heated bidet. I am coming up with more excuses to poo every minute.
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link
pooing every minute seems a little extreme
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link