Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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Play Misty For Me

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:12 (nine years ago)

High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (nine years ago)

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (nine years ago)

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (nine years ago)

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (nine years ago)

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (nine years ago)

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)

Cannonball Run II

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)

smokey and the bandit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (nine years ago)

Megaforce

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (nine years ago)

Crapricorn One

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (nine years ago)

the growling wrinkle

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (nine years ago)

The Harley Davidson

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

is it going out or in?

or, saltwater meets freshwater

map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)

bay of fundy

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

The Saddlebag Flap

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)

shiver me timbers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)

well blow me down

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

The Popeye Laugh

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

The Auto-Wah

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Canadian Parliament

darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:11 (nine years ago)

Stage 4

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)

Brewster McCloud

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Idling Dragster

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

the sticky toffee pudding

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)

Tequila Sunrise

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)

the old lunch

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)

Both touched and honored.

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)

The Touched and Honored

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2016 00:19 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Football Rattle

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:53 (nine years ago)

Slime and the family's stone

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 2 January 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)

blanket fister

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (nine years ago)

The Aerosolised Faeces

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:37 (nine years ago)

The Piano Man

The Baby Grand

The Only The Good Die Young

The Just The Way You Are

The Famous Last Words

The Honesty

The Stranger

The Uptown Girl

The It's Still Rock'N'Roll To Me

The Movin' Out

The You May Be Right

The Say Goodbye To Hollywood

The Pressure

The Big Shot

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)

idgi

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:02 (nine years ago)

They're all Billy Joel song titles with 'The' placed in front of them. It seemed hilarious when I was at work today. Although possibly my job is just super boring.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (nine years ago)

the chris fartley

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:16 (nine years ago)

The Mandolin Wind

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:48 (nine years ago)

The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:40 (nine years ago)

slow jam

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:41 (nine years ago)

lol

brewer's delight

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 27 January 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)

The Butt Shaver

"I must believe that my charm was not in my ass." (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:09 (nine years ago)

Mmm Bop

Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:19 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

The 3 Strikes You're Out

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:03 (nine years ago)

five months pass...

The Dionne Warwick

AKA

The "Why do you have to be a..."
(pause while attempting to assemble face into an expressionless visage in order to disguise the inner churning turmoil, but ultimately failing)
"...FARTBREAKER!"

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:01 (eight years ago)

the cannibal holocaust

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)


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