what's happening to our borad TMI

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Yeah, I do, twice a day. And I rarely get acne on my nose, but lately there have been two different times when there were multiple small spots there the morning after cunnilingus. In the past I've never noticed this happening in conjuction with said activity, but if there's a one more occurence on top of the first two, it'll be hard to ignore the pattern.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Does it happen when yr rimming

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link

it's probably cancer tbh

the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 March 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link

Oh, I hadn't actually thought about rimming! I guess that could be a more likely explanation.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link

This calls for a comparative study.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link

definitely GISed "skull eating pussy" because of this thread, results are...pretty much what you'd expect

JoeStork, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 05:42 (eight years ago) link

if only there was a booty cleaner on hand

home organ, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 05:45 (eight years ago) link

i'm sorry, i don't feel that i have anything to add to this conversation; all of this is well outside my areas of expertise.

a booty cleaner, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 14:54 (eight years ago) link

THE BOOTYS OF FINLAND NEED YOU!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 07:56 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

How much energy does my body spend growing absurdly long nose and ear hairs? I misplace my ear-hair trimmer for a week and it's like a goddamned overgrown plantation.

how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link

I tried a nose hair waxing kit. The process is.... bracing

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link

i have a couple eyebrow hairs that get really long but i like them

marcos, Friday, 8 April 2016 14:45 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I have one particular eyebrow hair that reaches for the sun. I let it live.

how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

I have a section on one side that seems to grow straight up/down

so instead of:
\\\\\ /////

I look like
\\\\\ ||///

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 14:54 (eight years ago) link

I have the same with my moustache - one side curling (or easily hand-curled) elegantly along my top lip, bushily sunning itself, the other straight down.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 April 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

Je55e, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link

More to the point of this thread: I haven't come with another man since 2009.

Je55e, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:12 (eight years ago) link

I thought I was posting in the asshole coughdrop gay TMI thread, but it doesn't matter, I guess.

Je55e, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

have you lost any cough drops lately

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Ate a whole pepper in a vietnamese place in beijing 24 hours ago that just landed in dublin airport with a bang

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

tmi back in business

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

Itll be a miracle if it doesnt land on the airport bus yet

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

found a several inch long hair growing out of my ear

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

i have one on the edge of my ear and one just under my eye. crazy, "fuck you" long. i've developed a nervous tick of occasionally reaching over their two regions of dominion with index finger and thumb ready, if they should have begun growing out again.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 June 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

not ready for ear hair

I definitely do not have a neckbeard, but there's also a long hair that grows halfway between the bottom of my beard and the top of my chest hair. it got lost somewhere on the way.

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

apparently it's not uncommon to grow a single long hair out of the middle of your forehead

I've been noticing an increase in weird waxy white hairs on my scalp but I'm hopeful that's due to my very untreated hypothyroidism

qualx, Friday, 3 June 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

i want to know the evolutionary purpose for ear hair

best i've got is that its hideousness prevents older men from getting opportunities to sire children

mookieproof, Friday, 3 June 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

apparently it's not uncommon to grow a single long hair out of the middle of your forehead

Tell me about it.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 3 June 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

I've been noticing an increase in weird waxy white hairs on my scalp but I'm hopeful that's due to my very untreated hypothyroidism

― qualx, Friday, June 3, 2016 2:51 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

please get your hypothyroidism treated ASAP!!

, Saturday, 4 June 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

srsly

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

qualx, Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

how about if pedro alvarez finishes below replacement level this year you get yr hypothyroidism checked

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

if the angels win the pennant we can be a family again and also i'll get that thyroid thing removed r whatever

qualx, Saturday, 4 June 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

Oh man, the worst symptom of hypothyroidism is not wanting to go to the damn doctor. Been down that road.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 June 2016 09:32 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Oh, heh, weird that the last posts here are about hypothyroidism - I have it and it's made me have such heavy periods I've now also got anaemia... so I'm on iron tablets and my stomach is flipping out giving me jet black shits.

emil.y, Friday, 5 August 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

u goth shit

mh, Monday, 8 August 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

Also on the poo front, every time I drink alcohol I shit blood. I guess I shouldn't drink any more but... forever? Really?

thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

if you're shitting blood at any time you should see a doctor

urgently

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that - those are some tubes that are supposed to stay separate.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 August 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

I have a number of times and had a colonoscopy last year. Nothing untoward up there apart from hemorrhoids. But only ever flare up with blood after drinking. It's literally a bummer.

thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

time to switch to sniffing glue

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

bizarre, is yr new dn a TMI confession or just an amazing new dn

Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

a little from column a, a little from column b

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

I poo blood all the time, it just means you're metal

qualx, Friday, 19 August 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

it just means you're (having) metal (shards inside of your body that are cutting up your insides)

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for that image. It really helps.

thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

I shit probably 5 or 6 times a day average, have done my entire adult life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

that shit ain't right

mh, Friday, 19 August 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

do you smoke, jim? nicotine sure moves those bowels

mh, Friday, 19 August 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link


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