what's happening to our borad TMI

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ppl really do call it "skullfucking" tho

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 4 March 2016 16:26 (ten years ago)

tho tbh that's slightly different

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 4 March 2016 16:27 (ten years ago)

Speaking on the subject, has anyone experienced getting acne/spots on their nose after particularly lengthy sessions of pussy eating? This has never happened to me before!

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2016 12:56 (ten years ago)

Do you wash your face regularly (pussy eating doesn't count)?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 7 March 2016 13:22 (ten years ago)

Yeah, I do, twice a day. And I rarely get acne on my nose, but lately there have been two different times when there were multiple small spots there the morning after cunnilingus. In the past I've never noticed this happening in conjuction with said activity, but if there's a one more occurence on top of the first two, it'll be hard to ignore the pattern.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2016 13:40 (ten years ago)

Does it happen when yr rimming

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2016 13:43 (ten years ago)

it's probably cancer tbh

the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 March 2016 13:49 (ten years ago)

Oh, I hadn't actually thought about rimming! I guess that could be a more likely explanation.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2016 14:10 (ten years ago)

This calls for a comparative study.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2016 14:13 (ten years ago)

definitely GISed "skull eating pussy" because of this thread, results are...pretty much what you'd expect

JoeStork, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 05:42 (ten years ago)

if only there was a booty cleaner on hand

home organ, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 05:45 (ten years ago)

i'm sorry, i don't feel that i have anything to add to this conversation; all of this is well outside my areas of expertise.

a booty cleaner, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 14:54 (ten years ago)

THE BOOTYS OF FINLAND NEED YOU!

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 07:56 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

How much energy does my body spend growing absurdly long nose and ear hairs? I misplace my ear-hair trimmer for a week and it's like a goddamned overgrown plantation.

how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 14:36 (ten years ago)

I tried a nose hair waxing kit. The process is.... bracing

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 14:40 (ten years ago)

i have a couple eyebrow hairs that get really long but i like them

marcos, Friday, 8 April 2016 14:45 (ten years ago)

Yeah I have one particular eyebrow hair that reaches for the sun. I let it live.

how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 14:51 (ten years ago)

I have a section on one side that seems to grow straight up/down

so instead of:
\\\\\ /////

I look like
\\\\\ ||///

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 14:54 (ten years ago)

I have the same with my moustache - one side curling (or easily hand-curled) elegantly along my top lip, bushily sunning itself, the other straight down.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 April 2016 15:19 (ten years ago)

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

Je55e, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:11 (ten years ago)

More to the point of this thread: I haven't come with another man since 2009.

Je55e, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:12 (ten years ago)

I thought I was posting in the asshole coughdrop gay TMI thread, but it doesn't matter, I guess.

Je55e, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:17 (ten years ago)

have you lost any cough drops lately

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:25 (ten years ago)

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:34 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Ate a whole pepper in a vietnamese place in beijing 24 hours ago that just landed in dublin airport with a bang

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:22 (ten years ago)

tmi back in business

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:37 (ten years ago)

Itll be a miracle if it doesnt land on the airport bus yet

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:39 (ten years ago)

found a several inch long hair growing out of my ear

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 17:21 (ten years ago)

i have one on the edge of my ear and one just under my eye. crazy, "fuck you" long. i've developed a nervous tick of occasionally reaching over their two regions of dominion with index finger and thumb ready, if they should have begun growing out again.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 June 2016 18:07 (ten years ago)

not ready for ear hair

I definitely do not have a neckbeard, but there's also a long hair that grows halfway between the bottom of my beard and the top of my chest hair. it got lost somewhere on the way.

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 3 June 2016 18:46 (ten years ago)

apparently it's not uncommon to grow a single long hair out of the middle of your forehead

I've been noticing an increase in weird waxy white hairs on my scalp but I'm hopeful that's due to my very untreated hypothyroidism

qualx, Friday, 3 June 2016 18:51 (ten years ago)

i want to know the evolutionary purpose for ear hair

best i've got is that its hideousness prevents older men from getting opportunities to sire children

mookieproof, Friday, 3 June 2016 23:52 (ten years ago)

apparently it's not uncommon to grow a single long hair out of the middle of your forehead

Tell me about it.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 3 June 2016 23:54 (ten years ago)

I've been noticing an increase in weird waxy white hairs on my scalp but I'm hopeful that's due to my very untreated hypothyroidism

― qualx, Friday, June 3, 2016 2:51 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

please get your hypothyroidism treated ASAP!!

, Saturday, 4 June 2016 00:58 (ten years ago)

srsly

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:14 (ten years ago)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

qualx, Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:13 (ten years ago)

how about if pedro alvarez finishes below replacement level this year you get yr hypothyroidism checked

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:22 (ten years ago)

if the angels win the pennant we can be a family again and also i'll get that thyroid thing removed r whatever

qualx, Saturday, 4 June 2016 03:24 (ten years ago)

Oh man, the worst symptom of hypothyroidism is not wanting to go to the damn doctor. Been down that road.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 4 June 2016 09:32 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

Oh, heh, weird that the last posts here are about hypothyroidism - I have it and it's made me have such heavy periods I've now also got anaemia... so I'm on iron tablets and my stomach is flipping out giving me jet black shits.

emil.y, Friday, 5 August 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)

u goth shit

mh, Monday, 8 August 2016 02:22 (nine years ago)

Also on the poo front, every time I drink alcohol I shit blood. I guess I shouldn't drink any more but... forever? Really?

thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 14:54 (nine years ago)

if you're shitting blood at any time you should see a doctor

urgently

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 14:58 (nine years ago)

Yeah that - those are some tubes that are supposed to stay separate.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 August 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)

I have a number of times and had a colonoscopy last year. Nothing untoward up there apart from hemorrhoids. But only ever flare up with blood after drinking. It's literally a bummer.

thomasintrouble, Friday, 19 August 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)

time to switch to sniffing glue

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:05 (nine years ago)

bizarre, is yr new dn a TMI confession or just an amazing new dn

Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:05 (nine years ago)

a little from column a, a little from column b

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)

I poo blood all the time, it just means you're metal

qualx, Friday, 19 August 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)

it just means you're (having) metal (shards inside of your body that are cutting up your insides)

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)


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