Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Fight For Your Right To Farty

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Russell Farty Show

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Pete Cetera AKA the "I am a man who will fart for your honour".

bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:41 (ten years ago)

The Johnny Briggs

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:57 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

The grim reapah! burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

paolo, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

The Windows 95 Shart Button - click it and nothing happens for a few seconds, then it suddenly appears.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)

The Windows 10 Shart Button - click it and suddenly loads of stuff fills the screen.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)

The Falcon and the Snowman

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 June 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

Breaking The Sound Barrier

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

Dust In The Wind

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

Shredded Wheat

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)

Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
The Enforcer
Sudden Impact
The Dead Pool

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

Play Misty For Me

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:12 (nine years ago)

High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (nine years ago)

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (nine years ago)

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (nine years ago)

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (nine years ago)

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (nine years ago)

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)

Cannonball Run II

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)

smokey and the bandit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (nine years ago)

Megaforce

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (nine years ago)

Crapricorn One

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (nine years ago)

the growling wrinkle

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (nine years ago)

The Harley Davidson

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

is it going out or in?

or, saltwater meets freshwater

map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)

bay of fundy

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

The Saddlebag Flap

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)

shiver me timbers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)

well blow me down

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

The Popeye Laugh

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

The Auto-Wah

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Canadian Parliament

darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:11 (nine years ago)

Stage 4

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)

Brewster McCloud

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Idling Dragster

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

the sticky toffee pudding

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)

Tequila Sunrise

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)

the old lunch

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)

Both touched and honored.

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)

The Touched and Honored

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2016 00:19 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Football Rattle

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:53 (nine years ago)

Slime and the family's stone

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 2 January 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)

blanket fister

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (nine years ago)

The Aerosolised Faeces

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Sunday, 15 January 2017 15:37 (nine years ago)

The Piano Man

The Baby Grand

The Only The Good Die Young

The Just The Way You Are

The Famous Last Words

The Honesty

The Stranger

The Uptown Girl

The It's Still Rock'N'Roll To Me

The Movin' Out

The You May Be Right

The Say Goodbye To Hollywood

The Pressure

The Big Shot

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)


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