Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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pffffff-TPP

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:52 (ten years ago)

An Officer and a Gentleman

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 14:04 (ten years ago)

The Fight For Your Right To Farty

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Russell Farty Show

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Pete Cetera AKA the "I am a man who will fart for your honour".

bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:41 (ten years ago)

The Johnny Briggs

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:57 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

The grim reapah! burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

paolo, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

The Windows 95 Shart Button - click it and nothing happens for a few seconds, then it suddenly appears.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)

The Windows 10 Shart Button - click it and suddenly loads of stuff fills the screen.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)

The Falcon and the Snowman

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 June 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

Breaking The Sound Barrier

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

Dust In The Wind

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

Shredded Wheat

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)

Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
The Enforcer
Sudden Impact
The Dead Pool

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

Play Misty For Me

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:12 (nine years ago)

High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (nine years ago)

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (nine years ago)

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (nine years ago)

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (nine years ago)

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (nine years ago)

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)

Cannonball Run II

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)

smokey and the bandit

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:47 (nine years ago)

Megaforce

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:49 (nine years ago)

Crapricorn One

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:47 (nine years ago)

the growling wrinkle

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 16 July 2016 08:55 (nine years ago)

The Harley Davidson

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

is it going out or in?

or, saltwater meets freshwater

map, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)

bay of fundy

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:06 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

The Saddlebag Flap

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

lately my default fart kind of sounds like an "oops!"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)

shiver me timbers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)

well blow me down

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

The Popeye Laugh

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

The Auto-Wah

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:11 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Canadian Parliament

darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:11 (nine years ago)

Stage 4

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 November 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)

Brewster McCloud

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Idling Dragster

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

the sticky toffee pudding

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)

Tequila Sunrise

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)

the old lunch

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)

Both touched and honored.

My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)

The Touched and Honored

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2016 00:19 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Football Rattle

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:53 (nine years ago)

Slime and the family's stone

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 2 January 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)

blanket fister

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 01:21 (nine years ago)


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