what's happening to our borad TMI

It means people are starting to catch on.

make sure to sanitize the cucumber before eating it

But why is cucumber more popular than/superior to similarly shaped veg?

Did not happen to our board

But why is cucumber more popular than/superior to similarly shaped veg?

Structural integrity.

read "veg" as "vag", had a very different response in mind

vagina-in-butt is the next big thing itt

^^^kinda how chickens have sex tbh

you speak of cloacas

YOU SPEAK OF CLOACAS
*quiet murmuring amongst the crowd*
he CLOaca cloAca speaks of cloACA speaks of he CLOACA
SILENCE barks the medicine man and as one the assembled villagers draw themselves quiet, their frightened eyes peering as one at the outsider
So... the medicine man sits cross-legged before him, one hand sifting the red sand of the ground
So... you want to know of ....
... cloacas...

someone just tried to use my debit card number to make a $233 purchase at PUMA.

thought Munky was doing better than this financially....

My knee finally clicked back into place :)

last night i was trying to get into the groove of some pussy eating and i suddenly realized there was like barely any flesh between my clitoris and a skull, there was basically a big scary skull enveloping to my clit, and i sort of freaked out, imagining this creepy floating skull D:

oh god

moments like these are one of life's little rewards for those of us who've spent years cultivating a very warm and happy feeling about skulls

Or yknow about

.. Pelvic bones.

I just dropped in to talk about how happy I was about some earwax falling out of my ear. Made an audible little thud when it landed on my pants.

yearly checkup got a bit awkward when doctor was thumping on my belly and says "you seem a bit bloated, has that been a problem lately" and I'm forced to tell her i would've liked to have taken a shit before we got to this point but the bathroom was locked and i'm hoping we can get this done with as soon as possible.

jeez, I'm gonna be thinking about the skull thing next time!

bradbury story where protagonist freaks out at realization that inside him, underneath, hidden, is this terrifying symbol, always was missing something

they call it head for a reason, ppl

They also have a reason for not calling it 'skull' tbf

they call it "getting brain" for a reason, ppl

ppl really do call it "skullfucking" tho

tho tbh that's slightly different

Speaking on the subject, has anyone experienced getting acne/spots on their nose after particularly lengthy sessions of pussy eating? This has never happened to me before!

Do you wash your face regularly (pussy eating doesn't count)?

Yeah, I do, twice a day. And I rarely get acne on my nose, but lately there have been two different times when there were multiple small spots there the morning after cunnilingus. In the past I've never noticed this happening in conjuction with said activity, but if there's a one more occurence on top of the first two, it'll be hard to ignore the pattern.

Does it happen when yr rimming

it's probably cancer tbh

Oh, I hadn't actually thought about rimming! I guess that could be a more likely explanation.

This calls for a comparative study.

definitely GISed "skull eating pussy" because of this thread, results are...pretty much what you'd expect

if only there was a booty cleaner on hand

i'm sorry, i don't feel that i have anything to add to this conversation; all of this is well outside my areas of expertise.

THE BOOTYS OF FINLAND NEED YOU!

How much energy does my body spend growing absurdly long nose and ear hairs? I misplace my ear-hair trimmer for a week and it's like a goddamned overgrown plantation.

I tried a nose hair waxing kit. The process is.... bracing

i have a couple eyebrow hairs that get really long but i like them

Yeah I have one particular eyebrow hair that reaches for the sun. I let it live.

I have a section on one side that seems to grow straight up/down

so instead of:
\\\\\ /////

I look like
\\\\\ ||///

I have the same with my moustache - one side curling (or easily hand-curled) elegantly along my top lip, bushily sunning itself, the other straight down.

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

More to the point of this thread: I haven't come with another man since 2009.

I thought I was posting in the asshole coughdrop gay TMI thread, but it doesn't matter, I guess.

have you lost any cough drops lately

My god, porn, as a mainstay, is boring

Ate a whole pepper in a vietnamese place in beijing 24 hours ago that just landed in dublin airport with a bang

tmi back in business