did it leave a mark? I want to see it
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
so my most recent playmate (only two hookups, but likely more to come) has a hella long wikipedia page. :o
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
GET IT
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
that's not an entendre of any kind
he is, well, world-famous in a field of endeavor i know very little about (obv i will not get any more specific)
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
politics
― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
<3
― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
^^^nice
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 August 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
Accidental Brazillian
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
new best short story
― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Yep, you just beat Hemingway's baby shoes thing.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link
Butterfly
O_o
― in an awkward manor (doo dah), Monday, 10 August 2015 13:00 (eight years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, August 9, 2015 2:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― marcos, Monday, 10 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
i am just imagining various sequences of events that led to such a thing being accidental
― marcos, Monday, 10 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
I am just wondering why you thought Brad Paisley would know what he was doing down there
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
haha
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
I'm just a guitaaar manComin' at you, razor in handTryin' to understand the shape you want down there to be
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
wow
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
Amazing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
I had more but I realized I was making up song lyrics about another poster's pubes and had to stop myself
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
Put it in the xls that if the situation ever arises that there's an opportunity for you to make up song lyrics about my pubes, you have full artistic license.
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
xpost also brazilians are done w/ wax and not razors smdh
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
look I just go where the muse leads me
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
Classic or Dud: When you have a sex dream about someone you kind of know, and (being into it) run with the imagined scenario for masturbatory purposes, only to run into that person hours later (maybe for the first time in like 8 months)?
― EDB, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link
it's only tmi if you tell em
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link
otm
― marcos, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
sex dreams are kind of amazing btw
― marcos, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link
I've never had a good sex dream until the last year or two. Like, in my entire life. Every time sex popped up in a dream, it would be something like: a woman and me agreeing to have sex, and then walking somewhere to go have sex, and then walking and walking and walking, and then I'd start flying up into the sky like a balloon, and then I'd wake up.
Or we'd agree to meet up later and have sex and then I'd go back into the party and never actually end up meeting her.
Or I'd start frenching her or something and then I'd pull back for a second and realize she had a huge Italian mustache. Those are just a few actual examples. The mustache one was back in high school with my upcoming homecoming date and that kinda ruined everything.
Anyway, recently I've actually started having sex dreams where everything works out alright! I'm worried that it means I'm dying or something.
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link
you are
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:00 (eight years ago) link
― EDB, Wednesday, September 2, 2015 10:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"wow, you look as good as you did earlier...when I was....say you know what I have a train to catch, tut tut for now"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link
That's very close to another exchange I had awhile back re: what became a sex dream. "I had a weird dream you were in, actually""What was weird about it?"..."you know, I can't say..."
Actually, I said something like "oh, I responded to your message, and other stuff." She seemed unimpressed at how un-weird it was.
― EDB, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link
I realized I was attracted to a co-worker after I had a sex dream about him a few years ago, that was kind of weird
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:32 (eight years ago) link
Dreaming about sleeping with someone that you really shouldn't have
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link
that second you wake up and realize you had a sex dream about a relative or someone you think of as a relative and want to vom
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link
only children ftw
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
I had a sex dream about Shaquille O'Neal.
It was awkward
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
I believe I had kung pao shrimp for the first time last night
In future I will plan on needing an extra 30 minutes to leave the house the next morning
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 September 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link
9-yo niece (worst behaved child i've ever been around) still awake at midnight, crying bcz Santa will gyp her
my room is next to hers
raising her has turned my sister into a ranting psycho
bro-in-law got up mid-lunch at restaurant today and said "I may or may not come back."
Christmas is poison; i will be out of the country next year to avoid this shitshow
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 December 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link
merry christmas, morbs!
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
May not return to dinner or to the marriage?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 25 December 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
not visiting one's family-of-origin at Xmas is the greatest gift you can give yourself imo, ymmv obviously but my m does not v
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 25 December 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link
F-o-o fighters
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, December 25, 2015 4:40 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
feeling this
― COOMBES (mattresslessness), Friday, 25 December 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link
Two days ago a friend made a joke loosely about waking up with "a cucumber in your butt." Then yesterday I was watching Master of None and there was a joke about a guy with "a cucumber in his butt". So, two references, specifically to cucumbers, and specific to butts, in less than 36 hours (I asked my friend, and he's never watched Master of None). But what does it all mean?
― EDB, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
It means people are starting to catch on.
― police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link
make sure to sanitize the cucumber before eating it
― a booty cleaner, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link
But why is cucumber more popular than/superior to similarly shaped veg?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 22:23 (eight years ago) link
Did not happen to our board
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 23:07 (eight years ago) link
Structural integrity.
― glandular lansbury (sic), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 23:21 (eight years ago) link
read "veg" as "vag", had a very different response in mind
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 00:44 (eight years ago) link