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― qualx, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
ow
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link
this makes me happy.
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:01 (eight years ago) link
oh! i thought this was the cat thread, then scrolled up for context. extra lols.
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link
hahaha
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link
IME, things up the peehole wasn't so much painful as shocking. At first I thought it hurt, but after some reflection, I decided it just really unfamiliar. Then pretty good.
Peeing afterward, however, did definitely hurt.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link
I was at a party a long time ago where a guy told about his recently being catheterized for the first time. He said "I wanted to marry that nurse."
― Je55e, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link
As a nurse, I can vouch for the offers of deeper relationships after I have catheterized dudes.
― kate78, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
the woman i lost my virginity to is now a catheter nurse
― D-30 (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
maybe i should look into this
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 July 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link
it was not like this for me. it literally felt like a very sharp needle just stabbing around until it got to a point where it also hurt as much in my prostate for some reason?? that was double pain. i screamed!
and yeah peeing after was an ordeal
― qualx, Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
The point where, after much sweating and straining, gravity will do most of the rest of the work, and your job is just to relax, and let the shit take you.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 24 July 2015 10:33 (eight years ago) link
for a terrifying moment, I thought this was still about putting things in your urethra
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 24 July 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link
For the last 3 or 4 years, I've had a not-huge-but-not-tiny-either skintag hanging out right at the edge of my bellybutton. Just now, when scratching an itch, it came off. Totally pain free! I HAVE UNRESTRICTED BELLYBUTTON ACCESS AGAIN AND I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
omg no
i'm recoiling from my computer
― Je55e, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
fuck touching a belly button and fuck having a piece of it fall off
yea dude tmi wtf JF
― marcos, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link
did it leave a mark? I want to see it
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
so my most recent playmate (only two hookups, but likely more to come) has a hella long wikipedia page. :o
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
GET IT
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
that's not an entendre of any kind
he is, well, world-famous in a field of endeavor i know very little about (obv i will not get any more specific)
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
politics
― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
<3
― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
^^^nice
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 August 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
Accidental Brazillian
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
new best short story
― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Yep, you just beat Hemingway's baby shoes thing.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link
Butterfly
O_o
― in an awkward manor (doo dah), Monday, 10 August 2015 13:00 (eight years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, August 9, 2015 2:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― marcos, Monday, 10 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
i am just imagining various sequences of events that led to such a thing being accidental
― marcos, Monday, 10 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
I am just wondering why you thought Brad Paisley would know what he was doing down there
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
haha
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
I'm just a guitaaar manComin' at you, razor in handTryin' to understand the shape you want down there to be
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
wow
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
Amazing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
I had more but I realized I was making up song lyrics about another poster's pubes and had to stop myself
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
Put it in the xls that if the situation ever arises that there's an opportunity for you to make up song lyrics about my pubes, you have full artistic license.
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
xpost also brazilians are done w/ wax and not razors smdh
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
look I just go where the muse leads me
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
Classic or Dud: When you have a sex dream about someone you kind of know, and (being into it) run with the imagined scenario for masturbatory purposes, only to run into that person hours later (maybe for the first time in like 8 months)?
― EDB, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link
it's only tmi if you tell em
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link
otm
― marcos, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
sex dreams are kind of amazing btw
― marcos, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link
I've never had a good sex dream until the last year or two. Like, in my entire life. Every time sex popped up in a dream, it would be something like: a woman and me agreeing to have sex, and then walking somewhere to go have sex, and then walking and walking and walking, and then I'd start flying up into the sky like a balloon, and then I'd wake up.
Or we'd agree to meet up later and have sex and then I'd go back into the party and never actually end up meeting her.
Or I'd start frenching her or something and then I'd pull back for a second and realize she had a huge Italian mustache. Those are just a few actual examples. The mustache one was back in high school with my upcoming homecoming date and that kinda ruined everything.
Anyway, recently I've actually started having sex dreams where everything works out alright! I'm worried that it means I'm dying or something.
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link
you are
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:00 (eight years ago) link
― EDB, Wednesday, September 2, 2015 10:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"wow, you look as good as you did earlier...when I was....say you know what I have a train to catch, tut tut for now"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link
That's very close to another exchange I had awhile back re: what became a sex dream. "I had a weird dream you were in, actually""What was weird about it?"..."you know, I can't say..."
Actually, I said something like "oh, I responded to your message, and other stuff." She seemed unimpressed at how un-weird it was.
― EDB, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link
I realized I was attracted to a co-worker after I had a sex dream about him a few years ago, that was kind of weird
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:32 (eight years ago) link
Dreaming about sleeping with someone that you really shouldn't have
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link