I had a cystoscopy many years ago. It's a little uncomfortable, but not extreme. Best of luck to you. I hope everything checks out.
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link
just pretend that yr really into sounding and that someone is sounding you and pretend that you are having such a fun time
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link
boom
― Upright Mammal (mh), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:35 (eight years ago) link
oh god i assume that's a sex thing? WHY WHY WHY
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:50 (eight years ago) link
bcz gay men will do anything
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link
plenty of straight men are in to sounding
― gr8080, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link
really? i meant to strike gay anyway
im one of those homophobic queers like j0rdan
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link
that was surprisingly painful
― qualx, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link
pixx.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
http://38.media.tumblr.com/d8333e9d7f62d9dcd1eb10aca138d21f/tumblr_ngcekr75v51qbyuxyo1_250.gif
― qualx, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
ow
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link
this makes me happy.
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:01 (eight years ago) link
oh! i thought this was the cat thread, then scrolled up for context. extra lols.
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link
hahaha
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link
IME, things up the peehole wasn't so much painful as shocking. At first I thought it hurt, but after some reflection, I decided it just really unfamiliar. Then pretty good.
Peeing afterward, however, did definitely hurt.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link
I was at a party a long time ago where a guy told about his recently being catheterized for the first time. He said "I wanted to marry that nurse."
― Je55e, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link
As a nurse, I can vouch for the offers of deeper relationships after I have catheterized dudes.
― kate78, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
the woman i lost my virginity to is now a catheter nurse
― D-30 (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
maybe i should look into this
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 July 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link
it was not like this for me. it literally felt like a very sharp needle just stabbing around until it got to a point where it also hurt as much in my prostate for some reason?? that was double pain. i screamed!
and yeah peeing after was an ordeal
― qualx, Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
The point where, after much sweating and straining, gravity will do most of the rest of the work, and your job is just to relax, and let the shit take you.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 24 July 2015 10:33 (eight years ago) link
for a terrifying moment, I thought this was still about putting things in your urethra
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 24 July 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link
For the last 3 or 4 years, I've had a not-huge-but-not-tiny-either skintag hanging out right at the edge of my bellybutton. Just now, when scratching an itch, it came off. Totally pain free! I HAVE UNRESTRICTED BELLYBUTTON ACCESS AGAIN AND I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
omg no
i'm recoiling from my computer
― Je55e, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
fuck touching a belly button and fuck having a piece of it fall off
yea dude tmi wtf JF
― marcos, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link
did it leave a mark? I want to see it
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
so my most recent playmate (only two hookups, but likely more to come) has a hella long wikipedia page. :o
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
GET IT
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
that's not an entendre of any kind
he is, well, world-famous in a field of endeavor i know very little about (obv i will not get any more specific)
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
politics
― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
<3
― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
^^^nice
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 August 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
Accidental Brazillian
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
new best short story
― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Yep, you just beat Hemingway's baby shoes thing.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link
Butterfly
O_o
― in an awkward manor (doo dah), Monday, 10 August 2015 13:00 (eight years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, August 9, 2015 2:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― marcos, Monday, 10 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
i am just imagining various sequences of events that led to such a thing being accidental
― marcos, Monday, 10 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
I am just wondering why you thought Brad Paisley would know what he was doing down there
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
haha
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
I'm just a guitaaar manComin' at you, razor in handTryin' to understand the shape you want down there to be
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
wow
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
Amazing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
I had more but I realized I was making up song lyrics about another poster's pubes and had to stop myself
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
Put it in the xls that if the situation ever arises that there's an opportunity for you to make up song lyrics about my pubes, you have full artistic license.
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
xpost also brazilians are done w/ wax and not razors smdh
― gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
look I just go where the muse leads me
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
Classic or Dud: When you have a sex dream about someone you kind of know, and (being into it) run with the imagined scenario for masturbatory purposes, only to run into that person hours later (maybe for the first time in like 8 months)?
― EDB, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link