what's happening to our borad TMI

kill me??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

concentrate on 'what would gary thorne say in this situation'

best of luck

he'd be drunk

they give you a local, i hope?

yeah, for pain. but i'll still be able to feel it/be aware that it's happening to me

the worst part is this has nothing to do with the actual reason i went to the urologist in the first place, he just found some blood in my urine and started focusing all his attention on sticking a camera up my penis

I had a cystoscopy a few years ago and, while uncomfortable, was no big whoop. I am a woman though, with a much shorter pee hole.

Isn't this done under anesthesia? If so, you won't feel anything.

do you get copies of the photos?

I had a cystoscopy many years ago. It's a little uncomfortable, but not extreme. Best of luck to you. I hope everything checks out.

just pretend that yr really into sounding and that someone is sounding you and pretend that you are having such a fun time

boom

oh god i assume that's a sex thing? WHY WHY WHY

bcz gay men will do anything

plenty of straight men are in to sounding

really? i meant to strike gay anyway

im one of those homophobic queers like j0rdan

that was surprisingly painful

pixx.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d8333e9d7f62d9dcd1eb10aca138d21f/tumblr_ngcekr75v51qbyuxyo1_250.gif

ow

this makes me happy.

oh! i thought this was the cat thread, then scrolled up for context. extra lols.

hahaha

IME, things up the peehole wasn't so much painful as shocking. At first I thought it hurt, but after some reflection, I decided it just really unfamiliar. Then pretty good.

Peeing afterward, however, did definitely hurt.

I was at a party a long time ago where a guy told about his recently being catheterized for the first time. He said "I wanted to marry that nurse."

As a nurse, I can vouch for the offers of deeper relationships after I have catheterized dudes.

the woman i lost my virginity to is now a catheter nurse

maybe i should look into this

IME, things up the peehole wasn't so much painful as shocking. At first I thought it hurt, but after some reflection, I decided it just really unfamiliar. Then pretty good.

it was not like this for me. it literally felt like a very sharp needle just stabbing around until it got to a point where it also hurt as much in my prostate for some reason?? that was double pain. i screamed!

and yeah peeing after was an ordeal

The point where, after much sweating and straining, gravity will do most of the rest of the work, and your job is just to relax, and let the shit take you.

for a terrifying moment, I thought this was still about putting things in your urethra

For the last 3 or 4 years, I've had a not-huge-but-not-tiny-either skintag hanging out right at the edge of my bellybutton. Just now, when scratching an itch, it came off. Totally pain free! I HAVE UNRESTRICTED BELLYBUTTON ACCESS AGAIN AND I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN!

omg no

i'm recoiling from my computer

fuck touching a belly button and fuck having a piece of it fall off

yea dude tmi wtf JF

did it leave a mark? I want to see it

so my most recent playmate (only two hookups, but likely more to come) has a hella long wikipedia page. :o

GET IT

that's not an entendre of any kind

he is, well, world-famous in a field of endeavor i know very little about (obv i will not get any more specific)

politics

<3

^^^nice

Accidental Brazillian

new best short story

Yep, you just beat Hemingway's baby shoes thing.

Butterfly

O_o

Accidental Brazillian

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lmao

i am just imagining various sequences of events that led to such a thing being accidental

I am just wondering why you thought Brad Paisley would know what he was doing down there

haha

I'm just a guitaaar man
Comin' at you, razor in hand
Tryin' to understand the shape you want down there to be