Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Boot-tootin' Boogie

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:04 (eleven years ago)

you don't wanna know how long I held that one in

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)

The Kix Brooks

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:07 (eleven years ago)

the shiddering crescendo

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)

shuddering crescendo, dammit

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)

The Shittering Crescendo

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

The Champagne Poopernova

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

The Gentleman's Agreement

Feeding My Whole Family With A Pack Of Taco Shells (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

The Shifting Load

The Flood Warning

Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

The Shartnado

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

comforting waft

alarmingly moist

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)

shockingly solid

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)

Jazz Hands

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

disco inferno

French tickler

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

Krakatoa

Relaxin' at camarillo

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

Rumblefish

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

Tape's Last Krapp

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:42 (ten years ago)

war of position

home organ, Friday, 18 December 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)

Between the four mac Bros here today and a kilo of sprouts we're inventing a new one every minute here. The fire is burning blue in the grate.

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 22:15 (ten years ago)

The Pusher

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)

Lock the Gates!

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

The Mushroom Cloud

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Donald Trumpety-Trump

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:14 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Disgraced MP

bored at work (snoball), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:55 (ten years ago)

The Primary School Plasticine AKA The Semi-Spherical Marbled Poop

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 11:46 (ten years ago)

Cap and Trade

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:50 (ten years ago)

pffffff-TPP

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:52 (ten years ago)

An Officer and a Gentleman

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 14:04 (ten years ago)

The Fight For Your Right To Farty

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Russell Farty Show

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Pete Cetera AKA the "I am a man who will fart for your honour".

bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:41 (ten years ago)

The Johnny Briggs

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:57 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

The grim reapah! burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

paolo, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

The Windows 95 Shart Button - click it and nothing happens for a few seconds, then it suddenly appears.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)

The Windows 10 Shart Button - click it and suddenly loads of stuff fills the screen.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)

The Falcon and the Snowman

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 June 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

Breaking The Sound Barrier

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

Dust In The Wind

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

Shredded Wheat

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)

Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
The Enforcer
Sudden Impact
The Dead Pool

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

Play Misty For Me

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:12 (nine years ago)

High Plains Drifter

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:20 (nine years ago)

Every Which Way But Loose

an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:23 (nine years ago)

Unforgiven

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:17 (nine years ago)

Bloodwork

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:35 (nine years ago)

The Brexit

I wanna whole Dior hand (ledge), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:08 (nine years ago)

The long drawn out flatulence of a Tory leadership bunfight, possibly a General Election, triggering Article 50, the second Scottish independence referendum, Scottish independence, and the diminishment of the UK as an economic and political power.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2016 08:14 (nine years ago)

Trump - A series of seven long, loud, and sad! farts heralding the endtimes.

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lady Shatterley's Lover

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)

Gumball Rally

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)


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