what's happening to our borad TMI

hahahahaha

I have been getting over a cold, and this morning appears to be the day all the nasty dead cells and sinus goo drains. I was feeling mostly clear, except for this sinus irritation lower in my face.

I thought, hmm, that is below the level of my nostrils, so maybe blowing my nose isn't doing much. I turned my head upside down, gently blew my nose, and a river of yellow slime started dripping out and on to the floor

I don't believe in homeopathic toxin nonsense, but that was definitely toxic substances leaving my body

Those rivers of yellow are shocking and gross but kind of satisfying. Ive learned to predict them and swear I've had some streams 2-3 feet long.

If I really wanted to, I could do a killer Tubgirl impersonation right now

impressive

OMG is it just like snot? What is this stuff? how does this work? Can someone record a video?

killer update djp I salute u

DJP's post the stuff of nightmares, kudo

+s

the upside of having the liquid shits for 5 days is you save a LOT of money on food.

M

only moderately tmi but my shoulder is fucking killing me; i'm waking up with no circulation in my arm and shooting pains in the joint. But only when I lie down! No problem when i'm walking. kinda terrified i might be broken.

ugh i've woken up with crazy back pain/stiffness every day* for the last two weeks. once i take a few aspirin and get moving, it's usually gone within in hour or so, but it's kind of worrisome how it arrived one morning out of nowhere and seems here to stay

*strangely the three mornings i haven't experienced it were after going to bed very late while very drunk (one of which wasn't even spent on a mattress)

i shld see my doctor right?

yes

overheard someone vomiting violently this morning. BLEAUUWEEGH*splatter*AAFLGHUUGH*drip*PLFFUUHHH*wheeze*GUHHHHH*sob*

MAAAARF*glunk*EHHEEEHH*gag*

oof the glunk doesn't sound great alright, and the price of a mobile phone these days too

i'm getting a cystoscopy tomorrow and i can't think about it without almost barfing i don't know how i'm going to get through it without barfing

the weirdest thing to me is i'm going to go to work, take an hour out of my day to go get a cystoscopy and then i'm just gonna drive right back to work as if i didn't just have a cystoscopy

for those that don't know a cystoscopy is when they SHOVE A CAMERA UP YOUR DICKHOLE

kill me??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

concentrate on 'what would gary thorne say in this situation'

best of luck

he'd be drunk

they give you a local, i hope?

yeah, for pain. but i'll still be able to feel it/be aware that it's happening to me

the worst part is this has nothing to do with the actual reason i went to the urologist in the first place, he just found some blood in my urine and started focusing all his attention on sticking a camera up my penis

I had a cystoscopy a few years ago and, while uncomfortable, was no big whoop. I am a woman though, with a much shorter pee hole.

Isn't this done under anesthesia? If so, you won't feel anything.

do you get copies of the photos?

I had a cystoscopy many years ago. It's a little uncomfortable, but not extreme. Best of luck to you. I hope everything checks out.

just pretend that yr really into sounding and that someone is sounding you and pretend that you are having such a fun time

boom

oh god i assume that's a sex thing? WHY WHY WHY

bcz gay men will do anything

plenty of straight men are in to sounding

really? i meant to strike gay anyway

im one of those homophobic queers like j0rdan

that was surprisingly painful

pixx.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d8333e9d7f62d9dcd1eb10aca138d21f/tumblr_ngcekr75v51qbyuxyo1_250.gif

ow

this makes me happy.

oh! i thought this was the cat thread, then scrolled up for context. extra lols.

hahaha

IME, things up the peehole wasn't so much painful as shocking. At first I thought it hurt, but after some reflection, I decided it just really unfamiliar. Then pretty good.

Peeing afterward, however, did definitely hurt.

I was at a party a long time ago where a guy told about his recently being catheterized for the first time. He said "I wanted to marry that nurse."

As a nurse, I can vouch for the offers of deeper relationships after I have catheterized dudes.

the woman i lost my virginity to is now a catheter nurse

maybe i should look into this

IME, things up the peehole wasn't so much painful as shocking. At first I thought it hurt, but after some reflection, I decided it just really unfamiliar. Then pretty good.

it was not like this for me. it literally felt like a very sharp needle just stabbing around until it got to a point where it also hurt as much in my prostate for some reason?? that was double pain. i screamed!

and yeah peeing after was an ordeal

The point where, after much sweating and straining, gravity will do most of the rest of the work, and your job is just to relax, and let the shit take you.