what's happening to our borad TMI

it's like a microphone cable

Every time I read about gut bacteria transplants I wonder how I can get in line for a clinical trial.

Carl, it's your lucky day: https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT02092402?term=fecal+transplant&rank=18

blender pic is incredible

oh, here's another: https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT02154867?term=fecal+transplant&rank=19

Sweden and Norway, though. Is there one in Finland? I could crash on Tuomas's couch, maybe poop in his blender.

wouldn't be the first person

He would be very blase about it, too

I'm impressed by how it's a continuous rope of poop

― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, March 10, 2015 4:41 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

Your Favorite Poo: Polling the Bristol Stool Chart

Lie down and take a deep breath as the FMT flows in. Hold your butt tight. Congratulate yourself for having got this far. Think of all the good bugs that are going to repopulate your gut. Breathe. If you feel like you are going to expel the FMT then turn off the enema nozzle. You can put more in later.

always trust ilx board I Love To Mention Intestines to lead us to these places

There was some stuff that came out a while ago

I read on with genuine trepidation

I am sensing a new ILX concept album in the making

LIVE SH*T: BLEND & POUR

http://i.imgur.com/twcvgeb.png

Star Wars 7, Shit Talk

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It's like the movie Antiviral, only you get celebrity poop

Last night in class I thought about how I accidentally shared a picture of a blender with a turd in it and I LOLed inappropriately.

hahahahaha

I have been getting over a cold, and this morning appears to be the day all the nasty dead cells and sinus goo drains. I was feeling mostly clear, except for this sinus irritation lower in my face.

I thought, hmm, that is below the level of my nostrils, so maybe blowing my nose isn't doing much. I turned my head upside down, gently blew my nose, and a river of yellow slime started dripping out and on to the floor

I don't believe in homeopathic toxin nonsense, but that was definitely toxic substances leaving my body

Those rivers of yellow are shocking and gross but kind of satisfying. Ive learned to predict them and swear I've had some streams 2-3 feet long.

If I really wanted to, I could do a killer Tubgirl impersonation right now

impressive

OMG is it just like snot? What is this stuff? how does this work? Can someone record a video?

killer update djp I salute u

DJP's post the stuff of nightmares, kudo

+s

the upside of having the liquid shits for 5 days is you save a LOT of money on food.

M

only moderately tmi but my shoulder is fucking killing me; i'm waking up with no circulation in my arm and shooting pains in the joint. But only when I lie down! No problem when i'm walking. kinda terrified i might be broken.

ugh i've woken up with crazy back pain/stiffness every day* for the last two weeks. once i take a few aspirin and get moving, it's usually gone within in hour or so, but it's kind of worrisome how it arrived one morning out of nowhere and seems here to stay

*strangely the three mornings i haven't experienced it were after going to bed very late while very drunk (one of which wasn't even spent on a mattress)

i shld see my doctor right?

yes

overheard someone vomiting violently this morning. BLEAUUWEEGH*splatter*AAFLGHUUGH*drip*PLFFUUHHH*wheeze*GUHHHHH*sob*

MAAAARF*glunk*EHHEEEHH*gag*

oof the glunk doesn't sound great alright, and the price of a mobile phone these days too

i'm getting a cystoscopy tomorrow and i can't think about it without almost barfing i don't know how i'm going to get through it without barfing

the weirdest thing to me is i'm going to go to work, take an hour out of my day to go get a cystoscopy and then i'm just gonna drive right back to work as if i didn't just have a cystoscopy

for those that don't know a cystoscopy is when they SHOVE A CAMERA UP YOUR DICKHOLE

kill me??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

concentrate on 'what would gary thorne say in this situation'

best of luck

he'd be drunk

they give you a local, i hope?

yeah, for pain. but i'll still be able to feel it/be aware that it's happening to me

the worst part is this has nothing to do with the actual reason i went to the urologist in the first place, he just found some blood in my urine and started focusing all his attention on sticking a camera up my penis

I had a cystoscopy a few years ago and, while uncomfortable, was no big whoop. I am a woman though, with a much shorter pee hole.

Isn't this done under anesthesia? If so, you won't feel anything.

do you get copies of the photos?

I had a cystoscopy many years ago. It's a little uncomfortable, but not extreme. Best of luck to you. I hope everything checks out.

just pretend that yr really into sounding and that someone is sounding you and pretend that you are having such a fun time

boom